little red riding hood was walking through the forest one day when she met the three little pigs."Beware!! The big bad wolf is waiting for" they said". Hes gonna pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties, and ride your little red socks off! "little red riding hood carried on her way, and sure enough out jujmped the wolf," I've been waiting for you, im gonna pull up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties, and ride your little red socks off!!", very calmly, Little red riding hood took a gun out of her basket, and pointed it at the wolfs head. "No your not!!Wolfie babe! your gonna pull up my little red dress, pull down my little red panties, and eat me like the story says!"
2007-04-11 04:59:15 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-04-11 05:02:44 · answer #1 · answered by just me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
L O L 9/10
2007-04-11 05:04:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am in a band and my friends all share the same passion as me. The people in the band with me is like my best friends and we always joke and tell jokes. We all share a good sense of humour. Every time we hang out one of us ends up laughing so much that whatever he or she has to drink it comes out of his or her nose. I am sorry to say that the joke about little red riding hood would not even get a slight chuckle out of one of them, but only a smile which would kind of be more like a "is that the joke" type of smile. So I think this joke sucks!! It's not funny at all!!
2007-04-19 02:58:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's obvious Little Red Riding Hood learned a lot from her past encounter with Mr big Wolf. He wanted to eat her whole
but Ms Hood had her own ideas of how she wanted to be eaten!!! naughty horny girl...!!
2007-04-17 23:28:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is it a bad idea to play UNO with mexicans? Because they will always steal your green-cards. A Mexican and a Blackman are in a car. Who's driving? A cop What's the difference between a blackman and a bench? A bench can support a family of four Why dosn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump and swim is already here.
2016-05-17 09:29:01 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha made me chuckle. Is this the real version of Little Red Riding Hood - always knew there was more too it than meets the eye.
:-)))
2007-04-11 05:05:56 · answer #6 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey i'am also little red riding hood can't u see my hood so u be the big bad wolf and i will be little red riding hood maybe u can pull down my boxers HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-04-18 06:21:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You deserves a star for this girl. That was great I wish I was that wolf in the story. I really like it, keep it up girl.
2007-04-11 05:06:36 · answer #8 · answered by bootylover300 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. A belated Easter joke for you.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
Be patient. It may take me a little while to get hard because I was just laid by this chick.
2007-04-11 05:06:41 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Reasonable. Funnier coming from a girl.
2007-04-11 05:03:04 · answer #10 · answered by Pricey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she should have said "your going to be getting your little red riding wings today"
2007-04-15 21:32:29 · answer #11 · answered by tigerpower 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋