1. A nursery school pupil told his teacher he found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know the cat was dead" she asked her pupil. "Because I p *ssed in it's ear and it didn't move" answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT", the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know", explained the boy, "I leaned over and went Psst" and it didn't move.
2. A mother was 6 months pregnant with her 3rd child when her 3 year old came in to the room whilst she was getting ready to get into the shower. She said "Mummy, you are getting fat". "Yes honey, remember mummy has a baby growing in her tummy". "I know", she replied, "But what's growing in your bum?"
4.A little girl asked her mummy "Can I go outside and play with the boys ?" Her mother replied "No you can't play with the boys, they're too rough". The little girl thought about it for a few minutes and asked "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"
2007-04-09
10:24:53
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