1. A nursery school pupil told his teacher he found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know the cat was dead" she asked her pupil. "Because I p *ssed in it's ear and it didn't move" answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT", the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know", explained the boy, "I leaned over and went Psst" and it didn't move.
2. A mother was 6 months pregnant with her 3rd child when her 3 year old came in to the room whilst she was getting ready to get into the shower. She said "Mummy, you are getting fat". "Yes honey, remember mummy has a baby growing in her tummy". "I know", she replied, "But what's growing in your bum?"
4.A little girl asked her mummy "Can I go outside and play with the boys ?" Her mother replied "No you can't play with the boys, they're too rough". The little girl thought about it for a few minutes and asked "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"
2007-04-09 10:24:53 · 40 answers · asked by JillPinky 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Blinding........lol
10,000/10 .....!
2007-04-09 10:31:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
jokes 1/2/4 was great 10 out 10 what happend to number 3
2007-04-16 09:21:59 · answer #2 · answered by Steven E 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a million) i appreciate my babies unconditionally. the love between a be sure and toddler is the in simple terms and not using a doubt unconditional love that there is. no remember what your toddler does or how a lot they harm you you'll continuously love them. i could supply my personal life if it may keep really one of my babies. 2) I instruct my babies i appreciate all of them day universal. I tell them with words, I supply them hugs, a kiss on the cheek. I be sure they have what they choose, i beg them, help them and am there for them on each and every occasion they choose. I instruct them values and the actual incontrovertible actuality that life isnt truthful and %. them up even as they are down. 3) mothers and fathers love their babies more advantageous than the toddler loves them because the toddler is area of them that they created and loved and is their legacy. no remember what else they do in life it isn't likely as particular to them as their babies. because the babies become older i do no longer imagine they love the be sure any a lot less it in simple terms takes longer for them to study what authentic love is and settle for it. even as they are small all they know is that that's the guy who feeds me and transformations me they prefer that individual yet haven't any perfect what love is that grows as they do. there is no longer something more advantageous problematical, sensible, heartbreaking and sensible than being a be sure.
2016-11-27 23:16:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great out of the mouth of babes 8/10
2007-04-17 06:55:45 · answer #4 · answered by kendal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked your jokes--too cute!
We love children because they are loving, innocent and full of awe and wonder. They don't lie (at least the very young ones don't) .
2007-04-16 17:27:08 · answer #5 · answered by chansenfam@sbcglobal.net 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
where's number 3?
2007-04-15 14:03:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ah!!! The innocence of children
2007-04-17 02:10:15 · answer #7 · answered by angela f 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-04-17 07:33:01 · answer #8 · answered by Jim M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha aaaah i have a 7 month old and i cant wait for him to start talking ..... my freinds 3year old always use to point at phoebe on friends and say my name because we both have long blonde hair which i thought was adorable aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
2007-04-15 09:34:21 · answer #9 · answered by sunpat 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Soooooooooooooooo funny ty x
2007-04-09 10:30:50 · answer #10 · answered by zbfinlove 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
we love children
because they took 2 minutes of our life to make
then we could get back on the beer
lovl
2007-04-12 01:05:46 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋