All categories - 6 April 2007

What really has been acheived by eliminating Sadam? Is Iraq and the world a better place now? Have any countries learnt any lessons?
I am optimistic and feel there may be minor battles for show of power between countries but the human race can not afford another world war and there wont be one. (No thanks to UNO on this front - I don't mean to take anything away from the great relief work it is doing in many under developed countries but it really has not solved any international political problems) But if there happens to be a world war soon (Bush in my opinion is spoiling for one) and (in the unlikely scenario) if USA loses will then Bush be called another Hitler or worse?

2007-04-06 01:01:11 · 21 answers · asked by smartobees 4 in Current Events

There are no immediate signs of the chemical penetrating in his body but i'm still worried. Please help. He is a very hyperactive person and we do not know what to do except call the doctor. Pls any advices for immediate treatment???

2007-04-06 01:01:04 · 13 answers · asked by Jham_22 1 in Skin Conditions

2007-04-06 01:00:52 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-06 01:00:29 · 3 answers · asked by alaisjones 4 in Elections

Gay Cleric Says Crucifixion Beliefs Are `Insane'

LONDON (RNS) One of Britain's most controversial clerics has triggered more uproar by suggesting that the standard teachings about the Crucifixion are “repulsive” and “insane” and make God appear to be a “psychopath.”
-- Al Webb http://www.religionnews.com

It angers me when someone like this is given the title of "Cleric"
He is bringing dishonor to God's holy name.

2007-04-06 01:00:20 · 20 answers · asked by Micah 6 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-04-06 00:59:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-04-06 00:59:36 · 18 answers · asked by supervee_2000 1 in Environment

My car was broken into last nite, and took a bunch of items. I just need to know if its even worth calling the insurance company.

2007-04-06 00:59:31 · 11 answers · asked by DeAnthony T 1 in Insurance & Registration

I think if you our frindley people can be freindley

2007-04-06 00:59:23 · 5 answers · asked by Mike G 1 in Religion & Spirituality

The IRS takes $214.00 from my monthly retirement check. Can I take this off my total yearly gross amount when I do my taxes.
I mean that's $2500.00 of my supposed income, I don't even see.

2007-04-06 00:59:07 · 6 answers · asked by Jim R 1 in United States

2007-04-06 00:58:23 · 6 answers · asked by Cathy G 1 in Chemistry

A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers...

Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"

My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.

"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer...

"Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.

2007-04-06 00:58:05 · 7 answers · asked by ucglass 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-06 00:57:30 · 8 answers · asked by ce 1 in Other - Science

A young boy went up to his father and asked him,
"Dad, what is the
difference between 'potentially' and
'realistically'?" The father
thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your
mother if she would
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask
your sister if
she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars, and then, ask
your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars. Come
back and tell me what you learn from that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you
sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied,
"Of course, I would!
We could really use that money to fix up the house
and to send you
kids to a great university!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would
you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh
good heavens! I
LOVE
Brad Pitt and I would sleep with him in a
heartbeat. Are you
nuts?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would
you sleep with
Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the
brother replied. "Do
you
know how much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then
went back to his
dad.

His father asked him, "Did you find out the
difference between
'potentially' and 'realistically'?"

The boy replied: "Yes.

'Potentially,' you and I are sitting on three million
dollars, but
'realistically,' we're living with two hookers and a
future
congressman.''

2007-04-06 00:57:11 · 9 answers · asked by ucglass 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I rememer Micah 6:8 ' And what does the LORD require of you? To act justly and to love mercy and to walk humbly with your God.' But do you think God has individual expectations of us? To 'achieve' anything? If we all have a purpose does God expect that we will reach those expectations?

2007-04-06 00:57:05 · 15 answers · asked by bcooper_au 6 in Religion & Spirituality

we are a USSSA 13u team. the pres / vp have all info regarding tax id. how can we optain one w/ out all the legal fees they claim to have obtained? also should we apply for a dba? we need to take care of this ASAP so we can continue getting team sponsors. any help will be appreciated!!!

2007-04-06 00:56:48 · 2 answers · asked by new to select 1 in Other - Taxes

Once again the chickenhawks rear their ugly heads-Hannity-Limbaugh etc. all say the Brits were weak blah blah---ya know they could have went over and freed them by force LOL LOL-they don't understand how precious these kids were to their loved ones-most neo-con chickenhawks have never been in the military let alone closley related to anyone in the miltary.Those kids are home now bottom line.

2007-04-06 00:56:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with
her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through

the entrance. She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy T-shirt with
holes
In it and wearing flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy toenails.


When she yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth
with more than a few missing.


The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice

children you've got there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they
ain't!

The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell
would
you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"

No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe someone had sex
with
you twice

2007-04-06 00:56:07 · 9 answers · asked by ucglass 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Why do christians seem to think they need guidance and support from God when atheists are quite capable of the same guidance and support from themselves?

Does it not make sense that when the christian believes they are getting guidance & support from God, it is in fact coming from within themselves?

Can't they see how well atheists cope with life and realise that they don't need assistance from an imaginary higher being?

Why do christians have so little faith in their own abilities?

2007-04-06 00:55:19 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

and do you think some people do it just for fun?

2007-04-06 00:54:51 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Linda says to Frank, "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own Bungee-jumping business in Mexico."

Frank thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy everything they need: a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.

They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square.

As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work.

When they had finished, there was such a crowd, they thought it would be a good idea to give a demonstration.

So, Linda jumps. She bounces at the end of the cord, but when she comes back up, Frank notices that she has a few cuts and scratches.

Unfortunately Frank isn't able to catch her and she falls again, bounces, and comes back up again. This time, she is bruised and bleeding.

Again, Frank misses her.




Linda falls again and bounces back up. This time, she comes back pretty messed up -- she's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.

Luckily, Frank finally catches her this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"

Barely able to speak, Linda gasps, "No, the Bungee cord was fine... It was the crowd. What the hell is a piñata?!"

2007-04-06 00:54:50 · 5 answers · asked by ucglass 4 in Jokes & Riddles

the vatican has made some radical changes in the priesthood now they allow woman, i feel the vatican are changing the catholic religion ; what would jesus think of that? i thought the faith was as solid as a rock, whats going to be next,maybe marraige , why not, religion keeps you poor and afraid to question, the new testiment was written 100yrs after the old one and it was then that mark mentioned crusifixion jesus on the cross, why didnt he ever mention it before? the news at the minute is the murder of a young woman at the hands of "father jerry" how many more priests are doing the things that they shouldnt do, such as alcohol issues, sex issues, dealing with very vulnarable people, as bono said "how can we rid the world of hunger "? the catholic church have vast riches in many things paintings gold, diamonds, the jews have the same and the hindu etc, all have great riches, jesus said where there are 3 or more people gather in my name i will be there, he didnt have a church?

2007-04-06 00:54:08 · 21 answers · asked by theweescottishhealer 1 in Religion & Spirituality

last thursday , i walk on sand alone then big ufo come and i get suck in ship then i saw scary alien figures i remember i was experimented on and they make me sex with alien girl NO ONE BELIEVE me but true wat can i do

2007-04-06 00:53:59 · 10 answers · asked by rat 1 in Astronomy & Space

I have a question preferably for someone from the State of Florida. I have been sworn police officer for 5 years, some of that experience I was a Detective and handled a variety of cases including homicides. I recently got into some serious trouble when my own police department showed up for a welfare check of my girlfriend. Can't go into details, but i ended up getting charged with two felonies and two misdemeanors, domestic violence. All charges are false and even my girlfriend is on my side. Have a good lawyer and will get everything dropped but could take a year or so. Basically the cops railroaded me becuz they wanted me gone from the PD. Ive never been in trouble before, never even been written up for anything. And I was a supervisor for the PD. I have no convictions and dont plan on getting one from this either. I know they do a background check with FDLE and FBI. Is it even worth my time to try and apply? Or will i get denied just because of the pending charges? help!

2007-04-06 00:53:48 · 2 answers · asked by jphegger 1 in Law Enforcement & Police

Does anyone get a website that is useful for self-learning of Chemistry? I do not want any websites having virus, please!

2007-04-06 00:53:37 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

2007-04-06 00:53:26 · 6 answers · asked by Viola Shumski 3 in Government

I want to mount some triggers on my drumset. what do I need?

2007-04-06 00:53:26 · 2 answers · asked by Sara S 1 in Performing Arts

Who knows the FULL version for the song

Strut by The Cheetah Girls

I can take words OR web sites.

2007-04-06 00:53:20 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better...
I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child.
What do you think of that?"

The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter
And never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and
Picked up his umbrella by mistake. When he got to the
Creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and went
"bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell dead.
What do you think of that?"

The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."

The doctor said, "My point exactly."

2007-04-06 00:53:09 · 5 answers · asked by ucglass 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-06 00:53:04 · 3 answers · asked by karen g 2 in United States