Well, yeah. What are the motivations for prayer, anyway?
(1) Convince God what He is doing wrong. Ask Him to do something
because you know more than He does. God is all-knowing, but you still
have to tell Him how to do His job.
(2) God likes his *** to be kissed. Otherwise, you'll be mighty
ungrateful. God knows what your sentiments are, He just wants you to
fuggin' bow.
(3) The 700 Club needs money.
Can God read your minds? If so, why waste a finite amount of time and
energy praying to Him?
Prayer is retarded.
2007-03-23
01:37:44
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