This letter really is priceless!!! And was written by a 98 yr old woman!
SENIOR MOMENT - AT IT'S BEST
A 98 year old woman wrote this to her bank. The bank manager thought it
amusing enough to have it published in the Times.
Dear Sir,
I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque with which I endeavoured
to pay my plumber last month.
By my calculations, three 'nanoseconds' must have elapsed between his
presenting the cheque and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to
honour it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my
Pension, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only eight
years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of
opportunity, and also for debiting my account £30 by way of penalty for
the inconvenience caused to your bank.
My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused
me to rethink my errant financial ways.
2007-03-22
00:33:51
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