All categories - 22 March 2007

Sorry, this isn't meant to offend!!

Brokeback Mountain.

A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.

The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat round the bush, You have AIDS."

The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?"

The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of grapenuts, cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"

"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your *** is for."

2007-03-22 01:48:11 · 14 answers · asked by Cat burgler 5 in Jokes & Riddles

to install a new keyboard at your labtob!! i ll bought a new one coz as u see this one doesnt but some things!! but one of my friends who is combuter technical told me that he ll install it !should i count on him or should i go to the combany!!

2007-03-22 01:48:09 · 15 answers · asked by Lady Santa 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 01:48:06 · 11 answers · asked by jodie f 1 in Law & Ethics

Im doing a project about the danger of cell phones and cant find any information online so pls help!!!

Thank You!!!!

2007-03-22 01:48:06 · 5 answers · asked by rita k 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

what age were you when you had them? regret it or not?
i was 18 when i had my first daughter (5) and my youngest at 22 (1) and i dont regret them at all.

2007-03-22 01:48:06 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do bills are named with an "S" when is intriduced by Senator and "H" when is introduced by a Representative?

2007-03-22 01:48:05 · 2 answers · asked by Isabelle06 4 in Government

I did some very bad things. I didn't hurt anyone except me. I do a lot of things which I really regret later. My problem is that once I've done something wrong, I keep on getting tense about it, for e.g I still get tense about something I did in grade 7!!! Now, to get someone to console me, I shared it with my friend. What he did was, after we had a fight, started to tell people about it. It hurt me a lot. I have no idea what I should do. Can someone tell me some ways of getting over things? Whenever I try to divert my mind from it, I keep getting tense. I cant go to a psychiatrist (social issues), I dont take drugs and I dont hurt my self. This seriously affects my social life as some of my friends were making fun of me. Can you please tell me how I can get over ALL the things I've done and stop doing everything that I do? And the last thing that happened was by accident. It was nobodies fault. Just a matter of bad timing. PLEASE HELP ME!!!

2007-03-22 01:48:00 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

This has been the most embarrassing president to date

2007-03-22 01:47:59 · 16 answers · asked by sally sue 6 in Politics

im 17 my sister 19 we where sitting at home and my mom came home and started screaming and started to get violent so we left and called my dad to go take care of her. well im on probation and i have to obey resonable house rules but i feared for my saftey do you think i will get in trouble

2007-03-22 01:47:58 · 18 answers · asked by stonner_bear420 1 in Family

2007-03-22 01:47:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

When i wake up in the morning sometimes i have *****..! i have met different girls and some like it some dont care some find it weird.. as a girl what do you think ??

2007-03-22 01:47:51 · 3 answers · asked by Dave 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-03-22 01:47:49 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

I have read an article regarding this but i just forgot can any one who read this explane it to me again

2007-03-22 01:47:32 · 4 answers · asked by cool as ice 25 3 in Philosophy

. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call of a female moose. The plan was to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, donned their costume and began to give the moose love call. Before long, their call was answered as a bull came crashing out of the forest and into the clearing. When the bull was close enough, the guy in front said, "Okay, let's get out and get him." After a moment that seemed like an eternity, the guy in the back shouted, "The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do?" The guy in the front says, "Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself."

2007-03-22 01:47:31 · 2 answers · asked by conan 4 in Jokes & Riddles

i am not a witness or anything just wanted to know if i could check it out,my best friend is a jehovahs witness and i mean shes been fussing over what to wear,i would ask her but she is in a spanish cong. and i dont understand spanish so any help would be great<33

2007-03-22 01:47:26 · 4 answers · asked by Melanie Wood 1 in Religion & Spirituality

This is ma 2nd year @ DUT and it is his 3rd year. im tall, beautiful young girl, hes so sexy more especially his eyes, he has a gud body structure,

2007-03-22 01:47:22 · 8 answers · asked by khosi B 1 in Singles & Dating

My dad died last year and my mother died when I was 28 yrs old. My ex husbands parents both died before my kids were 5. My dad was the only grandparent my kids knew..ever. My parents had me when my dad was 40 and my mother was 38.
Now dealing with my boyfriends family has become kind of weird. He is 54 yrs old and his mother is alive and still works. He had living grandparents up until about 4 yrs ago. His kids have grandparents, great grandparents, on both sides.
I am kind of jealous, but realize there is nothing I can do. I hope my kids have children while they are young so they can have living grandparents. Do you think that is strange?

2007-03-22 01:47:14 · 9 answers · asked by happydawg 6 in Family

Can you choose godparents and have no baptism? Will the godparents' roll change if the baby is not baptized? We're not religious and do not attend church (unless my grandmother requests it), however we would like to have that special "sponsor" or guardian for our child(ren). Would it be pointless to have godparents if we're not religious and if the child will not be baptized?

2007-03-22 01:47:10 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

I can think of a nickname for all 493 Pokemon but Medicham. Some sugistons please.

2007-03-22 01:47:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

to install a new keyboard at your labtob!! i ll bought a new one coz as u see this one doesnt but some things!! but one of my friends who is combuter technical told me that he ll install it !should i count on him or should i go to the combany!!

2007-03-22 01:47:03 · 4 answers · asked by Lady Santa 5 in Laptops & Notebooks

I was wondering if you could help me find a coloring book page/ cartoon of a cute moon that is sleepy or alseep. Hopefully with a hat on...

2007-03-22 01:47:01 · 1 answers · asked by NewMommy!!! 3 in Other - Games & Recreation

I wanna ask how much should i give about each month/ year if I want to have a website myself? a website, not a xanga or geocities or whatever like www.(myname).com

2007-03-22 01:46:57 · 8 answers · asked by Avril Lavigne RULES 2 in Programming & Design

I saw a news item about a gun runner purchasing .50 cal sniper rifles legally there in the US and shipping them by the hundreds in twos and threes to Albania through multiple exit points. Geez, do you what a .50 cal can do!? Does that mean that ordinary US citizens can ship/carry their TEC-9s and Glock 22s into Africa and Latin America with just bribery money and some contacts?
Hope this post doesn't give any Americans not-so-funny ideas about profitting from global commerce.

2007-03-22 01:46:52 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - United States

mobile phones were the best things made or just a plain nusiance

2007-03-22 01:46:48 · 15 answers · asked by astra 5 in Polls & Surveys

i wake up i he is soaking wet through he dosnt know why he is a healthy man. cant understand what it is.

2007-03-22 01:46:47 · 16 answers · asked by louise g 1 in Men's Health

This phrase should be banned if you ask me.

2007-03-22 01:46:45 · 6 answers · asked by DS 4 in Etiquette

revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.

To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive.

2007-03-22 01:46:43 · 7 answers · asked by conan 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 01:46:35 · 10 answers · asked by small 7 in Philosophy

2007-03-22 01:46:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health