Sorry, this isn't meant to offend!!
Brokeback Mountain.
A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat round the bush, You have AIDS."
The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?"
The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of grapenuts, cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your *** is for."
2007-03-22 01:48:11 · 14 answers · asked by Cat burgler 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh dear, I am ashamed to say that I laughed very loudly
2007-03-22 01:52:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"fire on the Mountain" - The grateful ineffective . "Misty Mountain Hop" - Led Zeppelin . "Rocky Mountain way" - Joe Walsh "Rocky Mountain extreme" - John Denver "Sugar Mountain" - Neil youthful "Spill The Wine" - Eric Burdon & conflict "Mountain Jam" - The Allman Brothers Band "Wild Mountain Honey" _ the Steve Miller Band "guy on the Silver Mountain" - Rainbow "She'll Be Coming around the Mountain" - Unknown
2016-11-27 21:53:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one, I'm sure that pretty soon you won't be able to make that joke without certain repercussion.
2007-03-22 01:55:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha brilliant 11/10
2007-03-22 02:00:20 · answer #4 · answered by blue birds til i die 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one pmsl 10/10 great
2007-03-22 01:52:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha screamed with laughter
2007-03-22 02:23:15 · answer #6 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha, very good.
2007-03-22 02:01:23 · answer #7 · answered by amp0824 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not bad at all. I like it!
2007-03-22 01:53:10 · answer #8 · answered by Me 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
another good one! ur on a roll..keep it up..
2007-03-22 01:58:53 · answer #9 · answered by Stifler 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehehehe, funny
2007-03-22 01:51:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋