Susie was a good student she always attended Sunday School yet she always fell asleep.
One day the teacher was asking questions and she said who is our Creator? Then she called on Susie.
Tom noticed she was asleep so he poked her with a pencil, she shot and yelled God!
The teacher was impressed, well later Susie fell back asleep.
The teacher then called on Susie asking who died on the Cross? Tom poked Susie and she yelled .... Jesus Christ!
The teacher was again impressed. Then Susie went back asleep, the teacher called on her again asking " What did Eve say to Adam after they had their last kid?"
Tom poked her with the pencil and she jumped up and yelled.
Look if u stick that thing in me again I'll break it in half...
I am a Christian but that is funny
2007-03-22
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