Susie was a good student she always attended Sunday School yet she always fell asleep.
One day the teacher was asking questions and she said who is our Creator? Then she called on Susie.
Tom noticed she was asleep so he poked her with a pencil, she shot and yelled God!
The teacher was impressed, well later Susie fell back asleep.
The teacher then called on Susie asking who died on the Cross? Tom poked Susie and she yelled .... Jesus Christ!
The teacher was again impressed. Then Susie went back asleep, the teacher called on her again asking " What did Eve say to Adam after they had their last kid?"
Tom poked her with the pencil and she jumped up and yelled.
Look if u stick that thing in me again I'll break it in half...
I am a Christian but that is funny
2007-03-22 16:01:56 · 17 answers · asked by Chris 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm glad that there are some other Christians out there with a sense of humor! I was starting to feel like a bad person! Hehehe...
2007-03-22 16:08:40 · answer #1 · answered by Revelation S 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny...
My kid did something similar.
Winter here and he was having trouble with laces or mitts and let loose a Jesus Christ..off to the office.
So the teachers were laughing because my kid says, I didn't swear..
My best friend who is Catholic told my boy this weekend that if he would have said "Jesus Christ of latter day saints", then he would have been OK.
Go figure for kids.
2007-03-22 23:08:40 · answer #2 · answered by Carrie C 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
2007-03-22 23:07:37 · answer #3 · answered by Red neck 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, good one. Does the Bible actually say what Eve said? I have a feeling it doesn't, but I do need to brush up on my Bible knowledge.
2007-03-22 23:06:13 · answer #4 · answered by kmac989 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa, thats so funny, but i am christian and i dont take the Lord's name in vain
2007-03-23 15:02:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL it is funny. I don't think I'll put it in a sermon though.
2007-03-22 23:07:06 · answer #6 · answered by Mr Ed 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha lmao that was really funny!
2007-03-22 23:05:19 · answer #7 · answered by Cristy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I could see where this one was going, still thanks for taking the time to type all that out
2007-03-22 23:05:33 · answer #8 · answered by Ya-sai 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's ok. I've heard funnier.
2007-03-22 23:04:17 · answer #9 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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THANKS I FEEL BETTER NOW NOW THAT I HAVE A SMILE ON MY FACE
2007-03-22 23:05:51 · answer #10 · answered by Reading and Answering Your Q' 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋