Bubba dies in a fire & his body's badly burned. His 2 best freinds, Homer & Gomer are called in to identify the body.
Homer goes in first, the mortician pulls back the sheet, & Homer says: " He's burnt pretty bad, Roll him over" The mortician rolls the body over. " Nope, it ain't Bubba."
The mortician thinks Homer's reaction is strange, so he calls in Gomer next to identify the body, the mortician pulls back the sheet, & Gomer says: "Yep, he's burnt real bad, roll him over."
The mortician rolls the body over, & Gomer says:"Nope, that ain't Bubba."
"How can you tell?" asked the mortician.
Gomer says: "Well, because he had 2 assholes"
"What?" says the mortician.
Gomer: "Yep, everyone knows Bubba had 2 assholes, every time we went to town, people would say, " Here comes Bubba with them 2 assholes! "
2007-03-16
20:09:25
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