Bubba dies in a fire & his body's badly burned. His 2 best freinds, Homer & Gomer are called in to identify the body.
Homer goes in first, the mortician pulls back the sheet, & Homer says: " He's burnt pretty bad, Roll him over" The mortician rolls the body over. " Nope, it ain't Bubba."
The mortician thinks Homer's reaction is strange, so he calls in Gomer next to identify the body, the mortician pulls back the sheet, & Gomer says: "Yep, he's burnt real bad, roll him over."
The mortician rolls the body over, & Gomer says:"Nope, that ain't Bubba."
"How can you tell?" asked the mortician.
Gomer says: "Well, because he had 2 assholes"
"What?" says the mortician.
Gomer: "Yep, everyone knows Bubba had 2 assholes, every time we went to town, people would say, " Here comes Bubba with them 2 assholes! "
2007-03-16 20:09:25 · 5 answers · asked by Lorenzo A 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao. thats quite funny... hahaha
good one.. thanx for the laugh
2007-03-16 22:55:24 · answer #1 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10/10!
2007-03-17 07:36:01 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny Lorenzo..........LOL â¥
2007-03-17 13:12:02 · answer #3 · answered by Bren 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!!!
2007-03-17 09:54:52 · answer #4 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-17 20:14:29 · answer #5 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋