Always look like a Shiseido Spokes model: he would be proud to take the girl around shopping and showing her off.
Never be taller than him: it makes him look bad.
Compliment! Tell him that his little Honda Civic is a lot sportier looking than the Porsche.
Have him upgrade the civic to a prelude his senior year and when he graduates persuade him to get a Supra.
Buy him clothes Dead Rap stars would wear: Polo, Hilfinger, Nautica, Nikes, Timberlands, and Quicksilver (close enough to big brand names).
Never use more hair products than he does.
Tell him his baggy clothes makes him look bigger. (BTW, from tric)
Talk to him in a way that allows him to use what little of Japanese (any Asian language ) he knows.
Tell him that he's different from the other white guys on the street. The special white guy you love.
2007-03-14
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