All categories - 14 March 2007

Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when Sleepy rushes in and says, "Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see the Pope!" Everyone gets all excited and chants, "We finally get to ask him, we finally get to ask him!"
The next day, they are standing in front of the Pope, Dopey out in front of the other six. All the other six start pushing Dopey and saying, "Go ahead, Dopey, ask him, ask him!" The Pope looks at Dopey and asks, "Do you have a question to ask me, young man?" Dopey looks up shyly and says, "Well, yes." The Pope tells him to go ahead and ask. Dopey asks, "Well, do....do they have nuns in Alaska?" The Pope replies, "Well, yes, I'm sure we have nuns in Alaska." The others all keep nudging Dopey and chanting, "Ask him the rest, Dopey, ask him the rest!"

The Pope asks Dopey if there's more to his question, and Dopey continues, "Well, uh, do they have, uh, black nuns in Alaska?" To which the Pope replies, "Well, my son, I think there must be a few black nuns in Alaska, yes." Still not satisfied, the others keep saying, "Ask him the Last part, Dopey, ask him the last part!"

The Pope asks Dopey, "Is there still more to your question?" To which Dopey replies, "Well, uh, yeah.....are there, uh, are there any midget black nuns in Alaska?" The startled Pope replies, "Well, no, my son, I really don't think there are any midget black nuns in Alaska."

At this, Dopey turns all kinds of colors, and the others start laughing, and yelling, "Dopey f*cked a penguin, Dopey f*cked a penguin!"

2007-03-14 23:18:53 · 2 answers · asked by DewBerry 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-14 23:18:39 · 16 answers · asked by Wendy 5 in Polls & Surveys

Is the Heavyweight division truely weak? Or did anyone think there is SO much competition with Eastern Europe opening up? And a combination of networks (HBO/Shotime, etc.) having "their" fighters plus promoters involvement... PLUS WBA, WBC, WBO, IBF "organisations" holding back a true championship fight from happening due to what it may cost their company? No one thinks of that sh!!!!! How the HELL can anyone say the Heavyweights are "weak"? It is not the fighter's fault, and to say the Heavies are weak is an insult to Cruisers and Lt Hvy's for not stepping up. With all my angry ranting, what is you take on my opinions and questions?

2007-03-14 23:18:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Boxing

My friend has been talking to this guy for a few weeks now. She's starting to develope an attraction to this cute guy who, i must admit, barely looks a day over 30. Although he seems genuine in his feelings for her, and she seems to be lighting up all over the place, I can't seem to get past their age differences. Do I warn her, try to stop her, including bringing her mama into this? Or do I leave her alone in her happiness and trust that she, an adult on the heels of 30, knows what she's doing?

2007-03-14 23:18:26 · 15 answers · asked by praycious 1 in Singles & Dating

It's lunch time I'm at work and I want to go out for lunch but I don't know should I go out or stay at work for lunch.Please give me advice for luch menu.
Thanks

2007-03-14 23:18:21 · 11 answers · asked by PhotoARTist 3 in Other - Food & Drink

He imitates Freddie Mercury and has such a whiny voice. Btw he's the singer who sings Grace Kelly and I liked that song though.

2007-03-14 23:18:13 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And as a female would I be expected to cover my head and to wear all black. I do not wish to offend by not being properly attired.

Do I have wrong concept of an Irish Funeral. Please put me right here someone. Thank you so much for your help.

2007-03-14 23:17:58 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

what does that mean and how do i load one on my computer please?

2007-03-14 23:17:50 · 2 answers · asked by clmez2 2 in Scanners

2007-03-14 23:17:45 · 7 answers · asked by SA Girl 2 in Skin Conditions

2007-03-14 23:17:44 · 22 answers · asked by soumendrapathak 1 in Psychology

I dont have hypothyroidism but would like to take thyroxine tablets to speed up my metabolism and lose weight. Is it safe?

2007-03-14 23:17:44 · 23 answers · asked by Kyle K 1 in Women's Health

2007-03-14 23:17:25 · 4 answers · asked by covertwalrus 3 in Biology

I don't get it but it seems to me that whites are always the cause of other races genocides.

-Between 1900 and 1970,the white australian government wanted to get rid of the aborigines whom they viewed as the inferior race and took children away to institutions and camps to train them to integrate into the white society.

-In last time's America,the white americans did almost the same way to get rid of native american indians by doing the same thing. why can't they accept cultural differences?

-during the nazi regime,hitler always had a ideal vision of pure white aryans and tried to exterminate other races.

Why is this so? Are whites really that great and mighty in other peoples' eyes? those are very ugly histories btw.

2007-03-14 23:17:08 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am intrigued to know the why a random guy was walking down the street this morning (just by monument station) with a great big box on his head down to his waste and just two little eye holes showing?

2007-03-14 23:16:50 · 14 answers · asked by lushads 3 in Other - Society & Culture

i need telugu or hindi song lyric.....does anyone know here???

2007-03-14 23:16:47 · 1 answers · asked by anjani p 2 in Music

This weekend I am going out on a boat with a friend and her husband. Another guy might be there as well. I have seen their boat. It has no toilet. How can I preserve my modesty when nature calls?

2007-03-14 23:16:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Boats & Boating

If he plays in a game, he will be unstoppable with my gameplan...

step 1: walk(i know he cant run) underneath the opponents' hoop...(From what i know you cant stop a person without the ball from moving where he wants to, so this step has a 100% pass rate)

step 2: catch that pass from a teammate( i know, heres the tricky part but how difficult can getting a pass be when youre 7'8 and have large hands??)

step 3: stand on tip toes and dunk, others have to jump to block so he pratically has infinite "airtime" to dunk so im guessing it wont be hard...

i know he has low stamina so play him a few minutes a time...hows this gameplan???

2007-03-14 23:16:39 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Basketball

2007-03-14 23:16:16 · 5 answers · asked by gannite72 1 in Movies

Mine is loaded and in perfect shape, NOW. I would want to trade it in.

2007-03-14 23:16:12 · 2 answers · asked by sandra s 1 in Volkswagen

My parents are going on a cruise (Grand Cayman, Ocho Rios, Cozumel) and I wanted to know where can I find information on the weather on land and on sea from March 17 till the following saturday.

2007-03-14 23:16:12 · 2 answers · asked by BeachGirl 3 in Other - Caribbean

Q. What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
A. I'm nuts about you!

and

Q. What did the boy bee say to the girl bee on Valentine's Day?
A. You are bee- utiful! Will you bee mine?
Q. What did the girl bee say to the boy bee on Valentine's Day?
A. I love beeing with you, Honey!

2007-03-14 23:16:09 · 5 answers · asked by Luv Rulz 4 in Jokes & Riddles

whats better card Nvidia fx 5600
or
MSI Nvidia 6600 GT AGP graphics Card 128MB

2007-03-14 23:16:08 · 3 answers · asked by derek_297 2 in Add-ons

I share a house with a family. There is this pregnant lady who copies everything we do....esp. makes the food we make. I get really irritated and am in mental trauma....is there something I can do? or is it like this during pregnancy?

2007-03-14 23:15:51 · 5 answers · asked by student 2 in Psychology

2007-03-14 23:15:43 · 10 answers · asked by julieap 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-14 23:15:37 · 6 answers · asked by riya 2 in Software

Well i called my ex(now my friend)and he wanted 2 talk bout smthn related 2 sex not xactly..plz read further.?
well we have a sex education camp 4 boys this saturday.my ex asked if i knew anything bout those things.......well when i said i knew but i wont b able 2 discuss it he said how shy i was. i didnt think he could talk bout such things...and i was 2 surprised. but as it was just when i had come 2 know he talked bout those things i didnt talk bout it.so tell me upto what xtent do i talk as we r still of 16 yrs....

well its not that im not 2 uncomfortable but just tell me the xtent to which u think u should talk...

2007-03-14 23:15:37 · 17 answers · asked by cuteromeshelly 1 in Friends

2007-03-14 23:15:35 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I have this one guy that often tells me that he loves me but I am not believing him because I felt that I am the only one loving him, its like there is no reciprocation. Will I believe him? Sometimes he's stubborn, but I like him very much, we even make out. But, will I still love him even if I know for a fact that he will soon end up with a girl? Please help me.

2007-03-14 23:15:32 · 18 answers · asked by xandik_abesamis 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

Someone has offered $300 per transaction to cash checks that would be mailed to me and wire the money, minus my fee, to them. They want nothing from me but my name, phone number, address, and email. I have given them nothing yet...... Should I? The company contacting me is in the UK.

2007-03-14 23:15:30 · 19 answers · asked by joey_ploof 2 in Personal Finance

When I try to register win 98 PC to a domain in Win 2000 server above message in give why

2007-03-14 23:15:24 · 1 answers · asked by bbbbb k 1 in Computer Networking