All categories - 11 March 2007

WHY DID GOD CREATE MOTHERS?
- She is the only one who knows where the cellotape
is.
- Mostly for tidying-up the house.
- So she helped us out when we were getting born.

WHY DID GOD GIVE YOU YOUR MOTHER AND NOT AND NOT ANOTHER ONE?
- Because we are related.
- Because god knows my mother loves me more than other
peoples' mothers.

WHAT WAS YOUR MOTHER LIKE AS A GIRL?
- My mother has always been my mother and nothing
else.
- I don't know because I wasn't there. But I think she
was quite bossy.

WHAT DID YOUR MOTHER HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR FATHER BEFORE THEY GOT MARRIED?
- His surname.
(*** this one is my favourite***:)
- His origin. For example, can he cook? Does he get
drunk on beer? Does he earn at least 800 dollars a
year? Did he say "no" to drugs and "yes" to housework?

2007-03-11 00:20:54 · 6 answers · asked by M 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I know the grain is finer but if used granulated in a cake instead of caster would it make a big difference?

2007-03-11 00:20:46 · 10 answers · asked by rachelsawyer84 2 in Cooking & Recipes

2007-03-11 00:20:38 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

there is this one movie that i've forgotten where there is a family that has three dogs and for some reason, they leave home but at the end of the movie they all come running back to the house except for this one dog that belongs to a little boy. he waits longer than his brother and sister and finally his dog comes who is injured because he fell down a ditch.

2007-03-11 00:20:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

In Drama i have to do this scit lyk thing that will make ppl laugh. we can do anything!! do u have any ideas?
thanx

2007-03-11 00:20:27 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Theater & Acting

does appearance really affects the way you fall in love with someone? nowadays most of the ppl falls in love by the looks of others but it's not true love then right? What is more important is what's inside and not what's outside. what do you think?

2007-03-11 00:20:20 · 16 answers · asked by fed up 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-03-11 00:20:15 · 2 answers · asked by vivek 1 in Alternative Medicine

There are these two brothers, one a year younger then me and one a year older. I'm quite good friends with both of them, and I know that they both 'like' me, like me. I like the older one as well, but should I do anything about it??!? I do really like him, but do you think it would jepordise my friendship with the yonger one??

Please help =)

2007-03-11 00:20:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

or does it help poor people expirience what rich poeple can only afford?

2007-03-11 00:19:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

What do you prefer?.... i love my shower with my partner, but i prefer the bath....

2007-03-11 00:19:41 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does wal-mart sell male or female african dwarf frogs, because im wanting to get a female since they are more quiet than the male........plus can you give me advise on how to take care of one

2007-03-11 00:19:36 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Reptiles

Condo and apartment are pretty much same size, both are in great locations. Would it just be a burden to have a mortgage on a condo and pay all of theose othe fees. I do want to own my own property one day, but its not a huge deal if I don't b/c I don't plan on getting married or anything. Any suggestions are appreciated.

2007-03-11 00:19:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Renting & Real Estate

we are planning to raise a pet dog, i want to know which is the best breed and what will suit us. iam available at shivasreagal@yahoo.co.in.

2007-03-11 00:19:32 · 12 answers · asked by shiva n 1 in Dogs

What is a really good april fools day joke that I can play on someone, to really get her mad?

2007-03-11 00:19:32 · 4 answers · asked by Jen W 2 in Jokes & Riddles

obviously jason williams or gary payton usually are the ones being point guard.which one of them you think is the better point guard?which one of them you think is tougher?i like payton better hes one of my favorite players,but who do youll like better?

2007-03-11 00:19:28 · 6 answers · asked by Daniel c 1 in Basketball

Also, what usually occurs? Loads of questions on this.

When it's religious, the dieties involved usually reflect the beliefs of the dying person, right? So, it's not all Jesus or all Buddha as couple of goofy documentaries I've watched suggested?

I recall hearing a medical explanation about what's firing in the brain that might cause a NDE. What was that again?

2007-03-11 00:19:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

I am British and after I finish University, in the summer, I want to spend a couple of months travelling the USA. I have spoken to a couple of American friends about where to visit and how to plan my trip. so in 2 months I get to see as much of the USA as possible.

I'd like to the see the big cities but I am primarily an outdoors type of guy; I am quite happy sleeping under the stars and hiking all day.

My friends live in NYC and coastal South Carolina respectively; they have suggested I either take a 'W' shaped route across the USA, starting in NYC and taking in South Carolina, or a broader 'V' shape (trace the letters across a map of the USA). Either way I'd end up on the northern west coast.

Does this sound like a good plan to you? Bearing in mind I would mostly be walking or using public transport (no internal flights). Also, will there be an issue with me gaining access to the USA as I will have no fixed address whilst travelling, save my friends.

Thanks!

2007-03-11 00:19:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - United States

2007-03-11 00:19:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Basketball

I have 142 points on here and it said i only needed 129 to go to level 2 but i haven't gone up a level why is this anyone???

2007-03-11 00:18:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

He walks around with it in his mouth.

2007-03-11 00:18:44 · 7 answers · asked by armiwife 1 in Cats

2007-03-11 00:18:40 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Programming & Design

Should have been prosecuted for intent to supply? to OTHER people with constant pain!

2007-03-11 00:18:25 · 25 answers · asked by Sir Sidney Snot 6 in Law & Ethics

Would you give money to a tramp if they said

"Can u give me some money so i can buy some drugs"

Rather than the old Cup of coffee routine!

I did - Honesty deserved it

2007-03-11 00:17:59 · 38 answers · asked by kinglee28 2 in Polls & Surveys

How many dominant genes do you know you carry. I have dark hair, hickhicker thumb, widow's peak, and.......I'll keep thinking

2007-03-11 00:17:57 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Science

Pretty straight forward, fellas. Should I drink myself to death, or have the frontal lobe of my brain taken out........

2007-03-11 00:17:57 · 7 answers · asked by loansolutions123 1 in Mental Health

with the daylight you've saved? Find somewhere nice, and release it back into the wild?

2007-03-11 00:17:56 · 9 answers · asked by busted.mike 4 in Polls & Surveys

i have to interview a young woman in a series of questions which enable me to get an idea of her identity! any ideas for questions?

2007-03-11 00:17:56 · 2 answers · asked by princess*tammy 3 in Psychology

Can you think of any?

2007-03-11 00:17:56 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music