Children talk about their mothers?

Question

WHY DID GOD CREATE MOTHERS?
- She is the only one who knows where the cellotape
is.
- Mostly for tidying-up the house.
- So she helped us out when we were getting born.

WHY DID GOD GIVE YOU YOUR MOTHER AND NOT AND NOT ANOTHER ONE?
- Because we are related.
- Because god knows my mother loves me more than other
peoples' mothers.

WHAT WAS YOUR MOTHER LIKE AS A GIRL?
- My mother has always been my mother and nothing
else.
- I don't know because I wasn't there. But I think she
was quite bossy.

WHAT DID YOUR MOTHER HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR FATHER BEFORE THEY GOT MARRIED?
- His surname.
(*** this one is my favourite***:)
- His origin. For example, can he cook? Does he get
drunk on beer? Does he earn at least 800 dollars a
year? Did he say "no" to drugs and "yes" to housework?

WHY HAS YOUR MOTHER MARRIED YOUR FATHER?
- My father makes the best spaghetti in the world. And
my mother eats a lot.
- She became too old to do anything else with him.
- My grandma says she didn't have her head in the
right place at that time.

WHO IS THE BOSS AT HOME?
- Mother. You can tell this from the room-checking.
She sees things under the bed.
- I think my mother, but just because she has much
more work to do than my dad.

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MOTHERS AND FATHERS?
- Mothers work at work and at home, while fathers only
work at work.
- Mother can talk to the teachers without scaring
them.
Fathers are bigger and stronger, but mothers have the
real power, because they are the ones you have to ask
for permission to sleep over at your friend's house.

WHAT DOES YOUR MOTHER DO IN HER FREE TIME?
- Mothers don't have any free time.
- If I believed what she's saying, then she is paying
the bills all day long.

IF YOU COULD, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE ABOUT YOUR MOTHER?
- She has this weird habit of demanding I have to
clean my room. I would get rid of that.
- I would make my mother smarter. Then she would know
some things are actually my sister's fault, not mine.

Answer 1

good ones

Answer 2

LOL, these sound like things my first grade class says. Aren't kids cute?

Answer 3

i wouldnt change a thing about my mother shes my rock and best friend, people come and go out of your life but she'll always be there, and i have greatest respect for her.. :)

Answer 4

From the mouthes of babes.

Answer 5

LOL!!!!

What man's little world this is!!!

Answer 6

Mmmm, funny, thanks for the chuckle