An Indian from a nearby reservation went to a wh*re house and knocked on the door. When the madam answered, he said, "Me want wom*n!" The Madam looks at him kind of funny and said, "You want a woman huh?" He replies, "Yes. Me want woman. Me got money."
"But do you have experience?" the madam asked. "Experience?" asked the Indian. "Have you done this before?" asked the madam. "No, but me want woman. Me got money," replied the Indian.
The madam laughed and said, "I'll tell you what honey - You go out into the forest over there and practice with the knotholes in those trees, and when you know what you're doing you come back and see me."
The Indian went out into the forest and found a knothole to practice. The next week he went back to the wh*rehouse and knocked on the door.
When the Madam answered, he exclaimed, "Me want woman. Me got experience!" So the Madam sent him upstairs with one of her girls.
2007-03-11
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