An Indian from a nearby reservation went to a wh*re house and knocked on the door. When the madam answered, he said, "Me want wom*n!" The Madam looks at him kind of funny and said, "You want a woman huh?" He replies, "Yes. Me want woman. Me got money."
"But do you have experience?" the madam asked. "Experience?" asked the Indian. "Have you done this before?" asked the madam. "No, but me want woman. Me got money," replied the Indian.
The madam laughed and said, "I'll tell you what honey - You go out into the forest over there and practice with the knotholes in those trees, and when you know what you're doing you come back and see me."
The Indian went out into the forest and found a knothole to practice. The next week he went back to the wh*rehouse and knocked on the door.
When the Madam answered, he exclaimed, "Me want woman. Me got experience!" So the Madam sent him upstairs with one of her girls.
2007-03-11 23:45:54 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When they get upstairs the Indian told her to t*ke off her clothes and bend over. When she did, he took out a 2 x 4 and smacked her on the a**.
"What the hell did you do that for!" she exclaimed. The Indian replied, "Me check for bees."
2007-03-11 23:46:34 · update #1
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZz..................... that was really really bad!!
2007-03-12 00:12:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious
2007-03-12 02:27:09 · answer #2 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tarzan check for squirells and Red Indians check for bees
What else?
2007-03-16 06:31:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny Ha Ha
2007-03-19 03:24:22 · answer #4 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Written that one down for later use
2007-03-11 23:51:19 · answer #5 · answered by Del Piero 10 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that's pretty funny. Me still laughing.
2007-03-19 14:01:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It made me laugh. 10/10
2007-03-19 08:15:36 · answer #7 · answered by supasary 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does it have to be an indian?
Just to be racist?
Could be a redneck too, you know....
but funny too.
2007-03-11 23:51:52 · answer #8 · answered by UPALLNIGHT 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeh, but what is a 2x4
2007-03-19 09:39:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
8/10.!!!
2007-03-19 09:05:22 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was OK, funny but not to laugh over, only giggles!
2007-03-19 12:51:43 · answer #11 · answered by Lily C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋