All categories - 8 March 2007

Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.

Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet.

Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner".

Blonde Jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them.

Clothes Dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks.

Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a pound of M&M chocolate covered peanuts.

Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game.

Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.
Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n. Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See also "Magician".

2007-03-08 16:56:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Plz ans this ques very soon?
im 24 years old im very upset,actually im sexually engaged with my ex-boyfrd who cheated me 2 years back we were nt using condom cz we hav sex only for 4 or 5 min so we dnt think condom is necessary,now soon im going to marry with some other person so plz gv me some suggestion that my husband will recognize in first night that im no loonger virgin.plz help how to hide from my husband.plz save my married life

2007-03-08 16:56:21 · 9 answers · asked by shipra s 1 in Marriage & Divorce

Hi everyone, I'm doing this assignment on "Preparation For Exams" and I need help finding some cartoons to show the steps on preparing yourself for exams...

E.g
-take nutritious foods
-exercise
-revise
-sleep early

Any cartoons would be alright, if possible this Malay cartoon called Lat (Kampung Boy). But any cartoon pictures showing those would be good...
If you have any suggestions on ways to preparing yourself for exams, feel free to write it down and please provide a cartoon picture with it. Well, not necessarily a cartoon, a comic strip or something like that...

Please leave the website address here too... thank you very much for your kind attention!! :D

2007-03-08 16:56:14 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Education

Ok so my arms and back are pretty muscular (well not like super buff, just muscle) but they are also really small... like I can almost fit my thumb and fingers around my arm... but the weird thing is that i never work out or anything, they are just naturally muscular shaped and have like NO fat at all unlike most girls arms.. I dont know if this is gross or good. I would just like to hear your opinions. thanks!

2007-03-08 16:56:11 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if I want to store global constants and variables BEFORE the form loads and the user begins interacting with my program, how do I do that?

It doesn't seem initially obvious to me

2007-03-08 16:55:56 · 4 answers · asked by cpine505 3 in Programming & Design

2007-03-08 16:55:54 · 4 answers · asked by tallskinnybrunnettesrsxy 2 in Engineering

In Malachi 3 vs.8-9 it says " 8Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.

9Ye are cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed me, even this whole nation. "


does that mean they were cursed for NOT paying their tithes and were in the bible does it say that we still do today?(since were not under the old law)

2007-03-08 16:55:51 · 28 answers · asked by drummer_guy2010 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Its been two weeks and i cant see my friends puppies untill they open their eyes, so im just wondering how much longer it might be. And they are labs

2007-03-08 16:55:46 · 12 answers · asked by beautified brunnette 1 in Dogs

My shoulders are double jointed and I occasionally took the medicine before I was pregnant, But am unsure if it's safe for the baby to take it now. I want to ask my doctor but my first appointment is not for another 2 1/2 weeks. Someone please help me!!!

2007-03-08 16:55:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

Who would win in a fight Ditka or a hurricane named Ditka? hmmmmmm.....

2007-03-08 16:55:41 · 9 answers · asked by B-DIDDLES 3 in Football (American)

This I think somthin goin on with my brother and this guy see back in early 2000 this guy was calling my brother names and he used to stair at him and follow him,but now he see's my brother and my brother don't talk to him and so he'll go go can't talk to people so he talks to him but behind his back he stills talks bad about him ,like calls him gay and stuff it was cold out side one day and he said asked my brother did he want to wear his swater,also my brother was talking to some guy he gave the guy a dirty look and he gave my brother a sad look why they both gave eachother sad looks,that guy was at the hospitil and we went to see him and he order pizza and he asked my brother if he wanted any and my brother said no and he said r u sure his ex came in and my brother her a dirty look and the guy was smiling,also mybroher was making conversation with him about his sister and he said why you talkin about her for you want to f her are somethin he was tripping is something up?

2007-03-08 16:55:38 · 11 answers · asked by Terry l 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

is it illegal to purchase H.I.D kits for my 97 mitsubishi eclipse in PA. its hard to see at night sometimes in regulars and want to have an HID kit.

2007-03-08 16:55:34 · 6 answers · asked by Jonathan R 2 in Other - Cars & Transportation

Be honest.

2007-03-08 16:55:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

2007-03-08 16:55:31 · 11 answers · asked by pebblesdmm 1 in Mathematics

In America, there are people of different religions and different political views, however deep inside their heart they are all Americans, like "brothers", so if one of them gets attacked everyone unites to try and defeat the attacking enemy.

The same thing is happening in Iraq. Although Iraq is a separate country, all middle-eastern countries including itself are predominantly “Muslim States”. So, though there might be small trifles or civil wars between these countries, they all have a feeling of Muslim brotherhood - so if one country is being attacked by a foreign power (America in this case), then all these countries forget their small trifles and differences & unite together to fightback and defeat the American troops.

This is where Bush screwed up badly - in his desire to get oil, he overlooked the basic fact that though Iraq is an independent country, it is still a "Muslim state" like several other Middle Eastern countries (particularly Iran). So, while Bush envisioned defeating the Iraqi resistance (meanwhile projecting to innocent Americans that he’s trying to bring Iraqis freedom from terrorism and a tyrant Saddam Hussain) and securing oil bases within a period of 2 years, he failed to notice that the resistance which the American troops will be facing is not merely from Iraqis, but from it’s Muslim neighbors as well. Now Bush has realized his mistake and has called for extra troops, more resources & plans for bombing Iran (this time under the pretext that Iran is manufacturing nuclear weapons & their leader Ahmedinejad is yet another tyrant).

Don’t you agree with me?

2007-03-08 16:55:28 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

I tried Proactiv a years back and it didn't work for me at all, in fact, what happened was instead of it clearing up the pimples I did have to begin with, it made them bigger and for some reason I got even more pimples...but I have heard from some co-workers that it worked for them and still does and their skin looks great so I don't know why it didn't work for me. I've seen Murad on tv and it says that it also treats skin conditions that look like acne aside from treating real acne too. I was wondering maybe if I have one of those skin conditions (and yes they do look like regular acne so I could see how they could be mistaken for acne, they show actual photos of the other types of skin conditions on the murad infomercial) and that would explain why proactive didn't work for me. But after being dissappointed by buying a product from tv (meaning Proactiv, of course) now I just don't want to go through that all over again by buying Murad. Please tell me, if you've used both, what is

2007-03-08 16:55:28 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin Conditions

I was just wondering if anyone had an idea about what to do, to sorta not let my brother get to me. Well for starters, he's uh.........hmmmmmmmm...... how do you say.............proud of himself? like, he's up on a high horse, and he aaaaiiin't comin' down for nobody, unless he so pleases that is. He says he's the mature one and everyone looks up to him, he's 17 and he claims he's gonna marry his girlfriend of 1 month or so, that lives on the otherside of the country. I have to stay up every night because one of his internet friends has issues. I have to share a room with him. He says everyone looks up to him and that he takes everyone under his wing, when really, he's not 'qualified' to take on such a job. He says he's everything he's not. What do I do? I don't hate him, but I just want a way to be able to block my anger towards him away, because I know one day he'll change, and I don't want to hate him so much before then.

2007-03-08 16:55:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

I need a suggestion for a good kids' movie for an 8 year old boy in Russia who has just started to learn English. Russian subtitles is great, but not necessary. Something simple, but interesting. Thanks!

2007-03-08 16:55:22 · 7 answers · asked by Ladybug 2 in Languages

2007-03-08 16:55:16 · 6 answers · asked by flooringx 1 in Infectious Diseases

2007-03-08 16:55:11 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

do you change them to go with your personality?

2007-03-08 16:55:04 · 16 answers · asked by watshznam 1 in Polls & Surveys

My wife of 12 years started a relationship with a coworker about a month before she left me. She told me that it wasn't an affair because she hadn't loved me for the last year. It broke my heart when she told me this. I wish she had told me that she didn't have feelings for me until it was to late. Anyways she said that it wasn't an affair even though we where married and still sleeping together. What do you think. If she didn't love me is it still an affair or a new relationship?

2007-03-08 16:55:02 · 28 answers · asked by The best I can do 1 in Marriage & Divorce

OKAY WELL I LIKED THIS GUY FOR ABOUT A YEAR .THE WHOLE TIME EVEYONE TOLD ME THAT HE LOVED ME . HE NEVER SAID ANYTHING TO ME RELLY .I JUST EVENTULY GOT USTO THE IDEA HE DIDEN'T LOVE ME . AND THEN I MET ANOTHER GUY I LOVE ALOT AND WE HAD FEELING FOR EACH OTHER . HE LOVES ME ALOT HE SAID HE WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING TO HURT ME . HE DOES ALLOT OF THINGS FOR ME . THEN THE GUY FROM BACK THEN COMES UP AND ASKED ME OUT AND I STILL KIND OF LIKE HIM . HE SAID THAT HE WAS ALLWAYS SHY SO HE NEVER SAID ANYTHING BECUSE HE THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER LIKE HIM AND THATS WHY HE DIDEN'T ASK ME OUT BACK THEN BUT HE ASKED ME OUT NOW BUT I HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND I LOVE BOTH OF THEM WHO DO I STAY WITH ? SOMEONE PLZ HELP ME .

2007-03-08 16:54:50 · 8 answers · asked by ♥La Dulce Chica♥ 3 in Singles & Dating

can i earn sure income on the net??????

2007-03-08 16:54:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Small Business

Is it ok to wear a brand new pair of 7 jeans? Or should I go with my nice capri slacks? (interviewing for fashion jewelry dept)

2007-03-08 16:54:33 · 4 answers · asked by sarah 2 in Careers & Employment

i have 1gb kingston datatraveler pen drive...when i double click on the pen drive icon in my computer(in windows XP), it does not open. but when i right click on it then there are two "open" options, when i click on the last one(not first one) "open" option only then it show the data in pen drive. can anybody tell me wats the problem? is it some virus problem?

thanks
Anuradha

2007-03-08 16:54:25 · 1 answers · asked by Anuradha 1 in Add-ons

2007-03-08 16:54:22 · 8 answers · asked by becaleca 2 in Weddings

I believe that their should be a law for teen mothers to get a DNA test, well usually the mother legally could be any age to have a DNA test, but only if your
able to have a baby. Teen mothers should get a paternity DNA test for a cheap price, like around the price of $25-$50 dollars. The price for a home paternity test
is $99-$600. For the chain of custody its about $600-$2000 dollars. But I think any mother should be able to know who the babies father is.



I don't know if this class agrees with me but some might say "But the doctors will be getting paid a cheap price"

2007-03-08 16:54:20 · 4 answers · asked by ROSEMARY C 1 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

1. For a product to be called "vinegar," it must contain at least 5% acetic acid, HC2H3O2, by mass. A 10 g sample of a "raspberry vinegar" is titrated with .1250 M Ba(OH)2 and required 37.5 mL for complete neutralization. Can this product be called a "vinegar"?

Please show/explain all work.

2007-03-08 16:54:17 · 1 answers · asked by nirmal 1 in Chemistry