Two foreign terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his rear!
"If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
"I regret I cannot," lamented the first man. "It is permanently stuck in my rear."
"I do not understand," said the second man.
The first man says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the genie. I can grant you one wish."
I said, "No sh*t?"
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
2007-03-04
22:14:48
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