Two foreign terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his rear!
"If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
"I regret I cannot," lamented the first man. "It is permanently stuck in my rear."
"I do not understand," said the second man.
The first man says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the genie. I can grant you one wish."
I said, "No sh*t?"
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
2007-03-04 22:14:48 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very funny!! lol, I love genie jokes!!
Chap walks in to the bar, amazed he rubs his eyes, there infront of him was this tiny man about 1 foot tall playing the piano!! The little man was superb, the music filled the bar.
The chap couldn't contain himself, he ran to the bar and shouted "barman, barmen... tell me where you got the piano player!!"
The barmen replied, very unhappyly "Don't talk to me about that bloody Pianist".
"But he's amazing, you must tell me about him!" exclaimed the chap.
"O.k, O.k," Said the barman, "Just promise me you'll drop the subject after?!"
"For sure!" replied the chap.
"Well," said the barman "I was tidying the cellar and I came across this bottle, I rubbed the dust off and to my amazement, a genie popped out and granted me one wish, he said speek clearly because the Genie had a slight hearing problem!" The barman stopped for a second and shook is head "Well, all I can say is I didn't ask for an 18" Pianist!!!"
2007-03-04 23:33:24 · answer #1 · answered by Lucky Cat 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha lmao
2007-03-04 23:35:05 · answer #2 · answered by Loxie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!!! LOL. LOL. LOL.
That's BAD! LOL......funny, though!
Have a great day, and thanks for the laughs!
2007-03-05 02:03:00 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is really funny
lol
x
2007-03-04 23:49:34 · answer #4 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋