A burglar is breaking into a home and as he comes into the living room he hears " God is watching you".
Upon hearing this he looks around the room and sees a parrot in the corner and says," What is your name?”
The bird replies," Moses". The burglar laughs and says, " What kind of idiot names their parrot Moses?!"
And the bird replies " The same idiot who named his Rottweiler - God ."
2007-03-04 22:14:15 · 10 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
loved it; i needed the laugh!! thanx
2007-03-05 00:38:19 · answer #1 · answered by Cori 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.
2007-03-05 07:40:21 · answer #2 · answered by Loxie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 8/10.
2007-03-05 09:59:40 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL 10/10 great
2007-03-05 07:59:45 · answer #4 · answered by cici c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thatz funny
2007-03-05 08:21:16 · answer #5 · answered by georgiapeach4lyfe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
i love it
lol
thank you x
2007-03-05 07:48:39 · answer #6 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-05 08:45:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha :)
2007-03-05 07:54:35 · answer #8 · answered by liam_hsart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
......and it all spells trouble! LOL. LOL.
2007-03-05 10:04:06 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-03-05 08:14:29 · answer #10 · answered by I love when emo boys make out 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋