All categories - 26 February 2007

A skinny little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
HUGE guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says:"7
feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound
right testicle, Turner Brown."

The man faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.

The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give
you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me: I'm 7 feet
tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle
weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is
Turner Brown."

Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said "Turn around"

2007-02-26 21:33:17 · 22 answers · asked by Smooth 3 in Jokes & Riddles

model '97 hyundai excel

2007-02-26 21:33:14 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-02-26 21:33:13 · 17 answers · asked by himself 1 in Languages

How, when and where to spice up a couple's sex life?

2007-02-26 21:33:10 · 13 answers · asked by Familyman 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-02-26 21:33:09 · 7 answers · asked by sachin t 1 in Programming & Design

2007-02-26 21:32:55 · 6 answers · asked by sunil k 1 in Women's Health

2007-02-26 21:32:49 · 1 answers · asked by ninz_2327 1 in Environment

If you know proper Spanish grammar please read over this and correct any mistakes.

This paragraph is about meeting a new friend:

Encontré recientemente a un nuevo amigo Nancy denominado. Yo la encontré en mi fiesta de cumpleaños de amigos. Nancy vino al partido con sus amigas y yo me introduje a ella. Hablamos durante mucho tiempo porque tuvimos los mismos intereses. A fines de la noche nosotros cambiamos los números de teléfono. La semana próxima nosotros fuimos al el teatro de cine. Después, comimos en un restaurante. La semana después de que fuéramos a la bolera. Próximo, paseamos en la playa. La tercera semana que fui de compras con ella. Entonces, tuvimos el almuerzo en su casa. Nosotros nos divertimos gastando tiempo uno con el otro.

2007-02-26 21:32:42 · 4 answers · asked by youngim87 1 in Languages

and what was the issue where spiderman, Nova, the punisher and somebody else teamed up to fight the tri-sentinel?

2007-02-26 21:32:36 · 2 answers · asked by afrprince77 2 in Comics & Animation

2007-02-26 21:32:32 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

2007-02-26 21:32:12 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

Squaw is NOT an English word. It IS a phoenetic rendering of an Algonkian word that does NOT translate to "a woman's private parts." The word "squaw" - as "esqua," "squa," "skwa," "skwe" and other variants - traditionally means the totality of being female, not just the female anatomy. The word has been interpreted by modern activists as a slanderous assault against Native American women. Any word can hurt when used as a weapon. Banning the word will not erase the past, and will only give the oppressors power to define our language. What words will be next? Pappoose? Sachem? Pow Wow? If we accept the slander, and internalize the insult, we discredit our female ancestors who felt no shame at hearing the word spoken. To ban indigenous words discriminates against Native people and their languages. It makes no sense for Native people to cling to and accept a wrong translation. We must stop now and educate, rather than tolerate the loss of our language due to ignorance.

2007-02-26 21:32:05 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

Both "Alexander" and "300" movies showed a false picture of Persians, what we did wrong? What's your problem with Persians? Just read some history books and see who was the bad guy. Romans and Greeks were brutal and wild, what you can call "Art", "Love", "Peace" in ancient world, comes from Persian Empire, most of your kings were cruel, do you think that your current position in world will stay forever? No, buddies, it's impossible, there's nothing absolute in this world but God. And when and the day you lost your dominance on the globe, it's Chinese, Japanese, Russians, Indians, etc. who will be eager beaver to revenge, don't forget that you never respect any nation in your movies, no matter "300", "Alexander", "Indiana Jones", or "007", what you all showed in them was "idiot non-Americans", "idiot non-Romans", "idiot non-Greeks".

2007-02-26 21:31:57 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

After some sort of convincing my parents, I finally have a higher chance of learning Ballet next year. I am 13 and Singaporean. They have agreed that I learn Ballet next year only if I top my class at the end of the year and it is possible as I ranked the fourth position of the class in the teens'score and I just got to work harder...
I have a rather busy schedule with 2 Co-Curriculum Activities, Chinese Dance and Zither Esemble, which practices are about 7h 30min totally and I have piano lesson on Saturday which lasted for 30min.
Well, I am coping well in school and I don't find myself busy and there is still lots of free time. Do you think Ballet will affect my schoolwork? Is it quite busy when in Ballet?
I am considering of learning Ballet in the nearby Community Club which offers Ballet lessons for children 7years and above, only 1h a week!
Do you think Children Ballet class suit me? Is 14 too old to do Ballet professionally? I'm afraid that they will not accept me

2007-02-26 21:31:55 · 4 answers · asked by Natalie 2 in Dancing

2007-02-26 21:31:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Australia

2007-02-26 21:31:34 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

My dad who lives in France would lend me his car for an indefinite period. The car would stay insured in France. Would I be allowed to drive it here in England? Or would I need to have it insured here as well?
I would use the car occasionally only (not more that twice a month)

2007-02-26 21:31:33 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Insurance & Registration

2007-02-26 21:31:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again.
My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a shame." said his friend , "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the mushrooms!"

2007-02-26 21:31:29 · 7 answers · asked by conan 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-26 21:31:18 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

My friend has just text me saying its her blokes birthday tomorrow and she wants to cook him a 3 course meal.

All I could come up with was soup and crusty bread, Roast chicken and all the trimmings, followed by Strawberries and cream. Pretty basic really.

But that sounds a bit boring, what would you suggest? Bearing in mind that her culinary skills are not that amazing.

2007-02-26 21:31:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertaining

2007-02-26 21:31:09 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

My uncle has written a book and he wants to publish his work. I don't have any information on how to do it and how to make it available to international market. Getting ISBN number, registering it, and selling it online via sites like amazon, lycos, yahoo, etc. Can anyone help me with this issue and explain this complicated procedure in simple words?

2007-02-26 21:31:07 · 4 answers · asked by Vishal M 1 in Books & Authors

i think my boyfriend have changed. before he can wait for me for until 10minutes,he's not mad. but now i think he only have waited for 1-2minutes he's mad at me. i always tell him that im sorry.

im not always late but sometimes its the environment that's keeping me late (i.e traffic) i told him to be more patient but he still insist that its his attitude and i can't change it.
but when im the one who's waiting eventhough he's 30mins late its ok for me. i understand him. i don't quarrel with him.

that's why everytime we are having little fights the reason is always me, cause even a single wrong move, he's mad.

2007-02-26 21:30:54 · 6 answers · asked by jhen 3 in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-02-26 21:30:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

2007-02-26 21:30:29 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

I was just reading something about love for a school paper and there was a link to a page about STDs. i started to read about it i mean why not i could help my paper right? well it said that even if your not haveing sex you can get a STD (not from birth). how can you get a STD if your not haveing sex with anyone??? please fill me in on this so that i can keep myself safe.

2007-02-26 21:30:28 · 7 answers · asked by Sam 4 in Women's Health

2007-02-26 21:30:28 · 12 answers · asked by nobody-but-me 1 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2007-02-26 21:30:26 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-02-26 21:30:13 · 5 answers · asked by Ahmalya 3 in Baseball