A skinny little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
HUGE guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says:"7
feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound
right testicle, Turner Brown."
The man faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.
The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give
you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me: I'm 7 feet
tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle
weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is
Turner Brown."
Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said "Turn around"
2007-02-26 21:33:17 · 22 answers · asked by Smooth 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good, quite funny 7/10
2007-02-26 21:50:06 · answer #1 · answered by Lucky Cat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 01:45:54 · answer #2 · answered by dyett 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent---give it a 25 out of 10 !!!!
2007-03-05 11:14:40 · answer #3 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The poor little guy must hav been so traumatised!
2007-03-06 21:37:05 · answer #4 · answered by cuddles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha GREAT JOKE> 10/10
2007-02-27 01:14:28 · answer #5 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL heard that one and always funny each time!
2007-03-06 13:53:32 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs. Victorious 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
funniest joke I've read all day on here!
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-03-06 06:17:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! aint that somthing....10/10
2007-02-26 21:58:15 · answer #8 · answered by Jessie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahaha
Funny stuff!
2007-03-06 16:24:26 · answer #9 · answered by ♠Jenny♠ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L O L ! ! ! , A good joke and a golden star
good luck !!!!
2007-02-26 22:40:06 · answer #10 · answered by Luv Rulz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋