All categories - 24 February 2007

I have a Dell inspiron with Windows XP media center edition.

2007-02-24 06:06:07 · 1 answers · asked by mochaessence 1 in Other - Computers

A man coming home to his wife 3am in the morning blind drunk, smelling of cheap perfume.

He walkis into the bedroom, sits on the bed, slaps her on the bum and says "Wake up lardy-bum. Your next!!!!"

2007-02-24 06:06:05 · 16 answers · asked by David 5 in Jokes & Riddles

what should i do?

2007-02-24 06:06:01 · 8 answers · asked by kbl_shorty 1 in Singles & Dating

I know that the FA Cup does.

2007-02-24 06:05:58 · 2 answers · asked by Fred Bloggs 1 in Fantasy Sports

2007-02-24 06:05:53 · 8 answers · asked by Mihaela B 1 in English Football

Aside from signs of leaking.

All the houses on my road were built around the same time (15 years ago) and every house but mine has replaced their roof at least once during those 15 years. We have no problems with ours, but was wondering if there is a reason to get a new roof even if there is no leaking and no problems.

2007-02-24 06:05:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

every time i plug in my ipod it wont accept it and it wants me to restore it
does uninstalling tehn re installing work and will that make me lose all my songs?

2007-02-24 06:05:48 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music & Music Players

Which do you prefer, I am Irish so that names would be fitting.

2007-02-24 06:05:44 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Baby Names

Which one do you like more?

I'm more of a Coke drinker.

2007-02-24 06:05:43 · 84 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

this is a riddle

2007-02-24 06:05:38 · 15 answers · asked by barbara g 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I have an unusual bad habbit~ U kno how ppl suck their thumb, well i hav a similar habit, I stick my tounge out when im tired, relaxn, or goin 2 sleep. I really, really, REALLY need to stop doin this, any help? Please!?

2007-02-24 06:05:35 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

2007-02-24 06:05:34 · 6 answers · asked by redmalibudog 1 in Diet & Fitness

Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."
The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"
lmao x

2007-02-24 06:05:34 · 25 answers · asked by chris c 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I am looking for the recipe fpr cannoli cupcakes that appeared in Woman's World magazine in February

2007-02-24 06:05:27 · 1 answers · asked by dorothyalynn@sbcglobal.net 1 in Cooking & Recipes

actually im a tennis player and im in love with another tennis player.he s with me at the same training schedules at the same club but the big problem is that im soooooooooo shy and he doesnt seem to recognize me at all.wht shall i do to be attractive to him?

2007-02-24 06:05:25 · 12 answers · asked by Helda. 1 in Tennis

what could happen if i quit taking my thyroid pill

2007-02-24 06:05:25 · 5 answers · asked by tadpoles2006 2 in Women's Health

its towards the end of the movie, their last poetry class when vada shares her poem

2007-02-24 06:05:25 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

For eg. we r watching the live telecast of any event in the world on tv so how much time wud the signal from satellite take, from & back to the earth. If there is any special formula plz tell me.

2007-02-24 06:05:23 · 5 answers · asked by Sportsnut 1 in Physics

I wanted to do something wild so I wrote this about my teacher. But Im nervous about having to read it out loud in class.
Here it is

The A.T.M took my card and asked to be fed a stray cat
I looked at it weird and just had to say
Wouldn’t you prefer a nice wet juicy rat than a cat?
But it wanted a cat and gave me no money that day

I heard on T.V that being without pants was the hip thing to do
It didn’t have to make sense, styles and conformity
But the people around me wore pants and I only had on shoes
And than I realized the T.V had lied to me

I visited my sister in Greece, in the great Aegean Sea
She is an anorexic mermaid who surfaces to puke on boys
She hugged me as I told her conformity made no sense to me
And when I cried, she soothed me with an underwater noise

Why do we have to write poetry like the people in the past?
With each class I feel less a poet and more a dope
And most of the pretty scenery poetry you hear today in class
Sounds like the exaggerated poetry you hear on commercials about soap

And to my narrow minded poetry teacher who learned poetry only from books
And if the above line should offend him than to him I will say
I’ll tell him poetry is everywhere and in everything, if you just put the books down and look!
And I’d much rather be honest with you than live with a degrading grade A

2007-02-24 06:05:19 · 4 answers · asked by maguathehearteater 1 in Books & Authors

2007-02-24 06:05:18 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

ive been going to the gym for 3 weeks now for 2hours each time i do 4 miles on the treadmill and 1/2 an hour on the cross trainer and 10 minutes each with abs machine im 8 1/2 stone how long before i will notice my body toning up ps igo to the gym 3 times a week

2007-02-24 06:05:17 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

2007-02-24 06:05:15 · 25 answers · asked by Mz. Massachusetts 5 in Polls & Surveys

If someone could explain the various benefits at the elementary, secondary, and collegiate levels, that would be great, too.

2007-02-24 06:05:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

right now

2007-02-24 06:05:09 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I wasn't sure and I thought someone might kno...

2007-02-24 06:05:08 · 5 answers · asked by XxAngelicAngelxX 2 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

They only let me use it 30 min. to 1 hour

2007-02-24 06:05:06 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cell Phones & Plans

Is there a difference?

2007-02-24 06:05:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

I find it precious not to clean the bowl right out when cooking.

2007-02-24 06:05:02 · 8 answers · asked by Christine L 2 in Cooking & Recipes

i just need some advice on this. okay well ive been with my boyfriend for 14 months and i love him very much. but this week has been completely horrible, we've been fighting for no reason and i feel like im falling out of love with him. he seems distant and we just dont get along very well anymore. but were trying to work things out somehow, like taking breaks from one another and things like that.

heres the part im confused about.. theres this guy, who im starting to really enjoy being around, and we've been talking a lot lately, and he told me he could see himself really liking me. after me and my boyfriend fight, ive been going to this guy and just talking to him and he makes me forget all about the bad stuff. but today he told me he's scared of falling for another girl. and i know im scared to leave my boyfriend of a year for this guy when im not even sure of where its going.

i would really appreciate opinions on this situation.

2007-02-24 06:05:00 · 7 answers · asked by kayyyy 1 in Singles & Dating