A man coming home to his wife 3am in the morning blind drunk, smelling of cheap perfume.
He walkis into the bedroom, sits on the bed, slaps her on the bum and says "Wake up lardy-bum. Your next!!!!"
2007-02-24 06:06:05 · 16 answers · asked by David 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i laughed..lol..and still laughing...lol...thx for the laughs..9
2007-02-24 06:11:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was about as funny as going to the dentist for root canal work.
Sorry.
2007-02-24 11:22:04 · answer #2 · answered by fleshflayer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You may have got your definition right, but the snigger factor was missing.
2007-02-24 06:11:27 · answer #3 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If succsess full lack of breath.
2007-02-24 06:15:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
suicide?? sounds more like the definition of murder,as my husband wouldnt commit suicide,i'd kill him 1st!! lol
2007-02-25 12:33:47 · answer #5 · answered by yummy_mummy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.....Yep that would do it & then I'd push him out the window..."He was drunk officer"...sniff sniff....lol
2007-02-24 07:09:05 · answer #6 · answered by StarLight_Supernova 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! have heard similar before but still funny!
2007-02-24 06:09:29 · answer #7 · answered by Andromeda Newton™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the act of killing oneself intentionally
2007-02-24 06:09:41 · answer #8 · answered by Peter W 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-24 09:59:34 · answer #9 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, that would be the definition
2007-02-24 06:11:30 · answer #10 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋