All categories - 24 February 2007

a male is driving his car at the correct speed limit 60
he looks in his mirror and sees a police man driving close behind
he panicks and speeds upto 80 , with that the police man sounds his siron , the male driver then speeds upto 100 , the police man continues to chase ,,
the male driver then reaches speeds over 130 until his motor
blew up , and he had to pull over .
the police man aproaches the driver and is furious ,, he demands
Why did you speed off when you saw me ???
i have had a very bad day ive been shot at, spat at , punched
and now i have to chase you , you better have a good reason!!!

(driver) my wife left me for a policeman and i thought it might have been you trying to give her back !!!

2007-02-24 22:56:58 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

any ideas on what that means,plz?

2007-02-24 22:56:49 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cell Phones & Plans

2007-02-24 22:56:43 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

For thousands of years people have fought one another for control of natural resources, and dominance. What I think happens is a cycle of increased anger, then war, fear, regret, recovery, growth, satisfaction, complacency, arrogance, annoyance, anger, increased anger, war, fear. And so on round that cycle.

But now war in the western world is not possible because of the nuclear deterrant. So does this block this cycle? And are we going to see an un-checked buildup of anger over the next few tens of years resulting in sufficient anger to cause a major nuclear conflict in the west, with devastating results?

2007-02-24 22:56:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

my husband cant last longer than 3 minutes, he says its cuase im too tight, this has been going on for about a year, any suggestions on how or what he can do to get longer time out of him so I can enjoy myself for once, and no he doesnt want me getting any toys why!!!!!??? i just dont understand, can one of you men out there give me some advice please, and i wont cheat on him either, and yes he knows this is a problem and he just says well what do you want me to do about it, so can someone help me please, he says he feels bad when hes done but i think hes lying and just doesnt care if i enjoy myself or not. should i cut him , should i get him really horny and walk away and ask him how it feels or what? im deperate here, please help.

2007-02-24 22:56:15 · 7 answers · asked by Halena 2 in Men's Health

2007-02-24 22:55:59 · 4 answers · asked by shruti d 1 in Women's Health

2007-02-24 22:55:55 · 36 answers · asked by jammydodger 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-24 22:55:45 · 19 answers · asked by crimson Jihad 1 in Entertaining

she's always been posessive of what she percieves as "her" toys, but before she got spayed, she'd share. now, if our other dog or our cats get near her when she's got something she's playing w/or eating, she snaps at them, no matter if they're actually trying to take it from her, or if they're just walking by her. what's wrong, and what can i do to fix it?she's 4, and she got spayed last week.

2007-02-24 22:55:32 · 4 answers · asked by kelleygaither2000 1 in Dogs

I used to think that Spring began on March 21st.

However, I have just watched the weather on BBC News 24 and the presenter stated that met office statisticians believe that spring starts on 1 March (with summer beginning on 1 June, autumn on 1 September and winter on 1 December).

Apparently the beginning of spring has been brough forward due to global warming.

Can this be right?

2007-02-24 22:55:26 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weather

2007-02-24 22:55:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Social Science

Do christians, catholics, jewish, muslims and hindus believe this?

2007-02-24 22:55:12 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Help!what food should i eat a lot of to make my hair and skin healthier.more concentrating on myhair plz help

2007-02-24 22:55:04 · 4 answers · asked by xgrindax 1 in Hair

my wwife rolled over and hit me with her house shoe. I said what was that for. and she replied "thats for being a lousy lover" i closed my eyes and thought about this for a moment, Then I picked up my house shoe and gaver her a whack. she sat up and said "What the hell was that for?" and I said "Thats for knowing the difference."



ok so I really am going to sleep now. PEACE

2007-02-24 22:54:58 · 7 answers · asked by molly 6 in Jokes & Riddles

My son Timmy is a muslim and he refuses to go to school if they will keep teaching creation, hes a bad boy!

2007-02-24 22:54:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-02-24 22:54:47 · 2 answers · asked by leen 1 in Languages

why some people used to lead homosexual life as gay and lesbian.

2007-02-24 22:54:45 · 15 answers · asked by ashok 1 in Philosophy

Hey all! Any of you know of websites where I can find Celtic tattoos and their symbolic meaning? I'm specifically looking for the Tree of Life. Tnx

2007-02-24 22:54:33 · 7 answers · asked by jade 3 in Tattoos

What is this dirty-old-man-in-the-graveyard scenario?And why is it so common?

2007-02-24 22:54:25 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

2007-02-24 22:54:22 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-24 22:54:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

husband went away to Iraq to Work. came home crazy, committed suicide, interesting events that led to this.

2007-02-24 22:54:09 · 2 answers · asked by Barbara D 2 in Media & Journalism

2007-02-24 22:54:04 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-24 22:53:29 · 7 answers · asked by JAMES 4 in Law Enforcement & Police

2007-02-24 22:52:52 · 3 answers · asked by ~seniorina~* 1 in Skin Conditions

2007-02-24 22:52:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

the translation i am looking for is for a tattoo it is 'live without fear' i am also looking for the verse from the bible psalms 23 in latin? if any one can help it would be much appreciated.

2007-02-24 22:52:47 · 3 answers · asked by dodd2k2 1 in Languages

2007-02-24 22:52:35 · 8 answers · asked by redneck_chick152005 1 in Music

2007-02-24 22:52:32 · 6 answers · asked by kelleygaither2000 1 in Theater & Acting

Mine is to cover myself in suntan lotion then role in the sand.

2007-02-24 22:52:32 · 27 answers · asked by jammydodger 5 in Polls & Surveys