a male is driving his car at the correct speed limit 60
he looks in his mirror and sees a police man driving close behind
he panicks and speeds upto 80 , with that the police man sounds his siron , the male driver then speeds upto 100 , the police man continues to chase ,,
the male driver then reaches speeds over 130 until his motor
blew up , and he had to pull over .
the police man aproaches the driver and is furious ,, he demands
Why did you speed off when you saw me ???
i have had a very bad day ive been shot at, spat at , punched
and now i have to chase you , you better have a good reason!!!
(driver) my wife left me for a policeman and i thought it might have been you trying to give her back !!!
2007-02-24 22:56:58 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL - loved it!! =)
2007-02-24 23:00:52 · answer #1 · answered by DeeDee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
W o W . . . you made my day . .
I think this is it for today, then i
can go to beds laughing, can share it
to my friends,
but i get my son first to have a laugh..
you're on my joke list . . .
HOORAY to you . . .
.
2007-02-24 23:06:47 · answer #2 · answered by JUSS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love the joke........................
what did Santa Clause say to the three blondes sitting on his lap?
............ho,ho,ho
2007-02-24 23:02:23 · answer #3 · answered by Dark-Pearl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha..very funny. LOL
2007-02-24 23:01:02 · answer #4 · answered by Chamundi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wicked joke, well done, lol
2007-02-24 23:11:21 · answer #5 · answered by Hannah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!!! that's very good.
2007-02-24 23:59:37 · answer #6 · answered by Big Boy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-02-24 23:00:47 · answer #7 · answered by Here2Help 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋