Hubby and wifey in bed in the deep throes of passion. A pin drops 5 miles away. Next thing, the man is flying through the air at a high rate of knots before landing on the floor in a highly embarassing position.
He looks up and there are little Johnny and Sarah staring at him like something they've just scraped off their shoes.
He looks at wifey and there she is, sat up in bed. Dressed, not a hair out of place. In fact she looks like she's just about to serve the cucumber sandwiches at a vicar's tea party.
How do you do that?
2007-02-19
00:56:19
·
11 answers
·
asked by
Anonymous
in
Singles & Dating