Hubby and wifey in bed in the deep throes of passion. A pin drops 5 miles away. Next thing, the man is flying through the air at a high rate of knots before landing on the floor in a highly embarassing position.
He looks up and there are little Johnny and Sarah staring at him like something they've just scraped off their shoes.
He looks at wifey and there she is, sat up in bed. Dressed, not a hair out of place. In fact she looks like she's just about to serve the cucumber sandwiches at a vicar's tea party.
How do you do that?
2007-02-19 00:56:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
How do you do that with just a flick of your hips?
2007-02-19 00:59:29 · update #1
Cheese A. I'm 14 stone and my wife is 9 stone.
2007-02-19 01:04:07 · update #2
LOL, practice makes perfect ya know + having kids walking in the bedroom when your in full flow is a passion killer & explanations are not easy to come by therefore mummy being dressed & looking perfect & dad crawling around the floor naked & bewildered just shows WHY we are the superior race LOL
2007-02-19 01:01:07 · answer #1 · answered by Denise W 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i guess its just because were clever, although maybe next time i would suggest a lock on the bedroom door so at least the kids knock?although im not sure ive ever managed to get dressed like that, maybe your wife should give lessons?
good luck for next time!
xx
2007-02-19 09:11:58 · answer #2 · answered by pinkjessie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What?
Never happened to me, you must be like a wafer
2007-02-19 09:00:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We're just a highly talented lot!
2007-02-19 08:58:59 · answer #4 · answered by flyingconfused 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Some part of multi-tasking we just so happen to have!
2007-02-19 09:00:24 · answer #5 · answered by Annie 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i've never heard of a woman being able to do this
2007-02-19 08:59:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
what,lock the door next time.
2007-02-19 09:04:06 · answer #7 · answered by MJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its a girl thing you wouldn't understand .
2007-02-19 08:59:49 · answer #8 · answered by Me777 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol! It's because Super woman really exist. Amazing isn't it? ehehehe... (- -,)
2007-02-19 09:05:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha, practise, got it down to a fine art.
2007-02-19 08:58:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋