All categories - 19 February 2007

Three pregnant women are sitting in a cafe having lunch, when one of them says, "I know that I'm going to have a boy."

The other two women think about that for a moment, and then one of them says, "OK, how do you know you're going to have a boy?"

"Well, when the child was conceived," says the first women, "I was on top. So I'm going to have a boy."

They sit and eat for a few minutes more, and then the second woman says, "Well, i'm going to have a girl."

"OK," says the first one, "how do you know you're going to have a
girl?"

"Well, when my child was conceived, I was on the bottom. So I'm going to have a girl."

They sit and eat for a few minutes more, the third woman obviously getting more and more distressed, until finally she breaks down into horrible sobbing

"What's wrong, what's wrong?" the first two women ask with concern.

The third woman manages to stifle her sobs long enough to only say one thing....

"I'm going to have a puppy!"

2007-02-19 22:09:48 · 9 answers · asked by livinia 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Retirement is due the reason that after 60 the funnction of mind goes slow as compared to befors that age, and the person will loose their memory at that age then if it is correct then why this not applicable on politician coz their work is so hard then normal person and important also?

2007-02-19 22:09:37 · 11 answers · asked by Ashu 1 in Law & Ethics

I came home to find my fiance' had drank a whole fifth of liquor and was hitting on women online.....using my laptop to do it.

It's a long, sordid story.......and, even though I know I can be alone and still be happy.....my heart hurts tonight.

Tell me it's gonna be better, someday.

2007-02-19 22:09:36 · 10 answers · asked by treefrog 4 in Singles & Dating

2007-02-19 22:09:35 · 10 answers · asked by mickey 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-19 22:09:34 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-02-19 22:09:31 · 19 answers · asked by trumps 2 in Thailand

im am roughly 7 weeks pregnant and my first pregnancy i miss carried does any 1 have any tips to help me with this one so it doesnt happen again if so thanks

2007-02-19 22:09:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

Having some new work done on the inside of my arm and wanted opinons on how soon I can go for a surf.....Waited two weeks in the past (wounds scabbed over and dead skin starting to come off) but it was only small work....I understand it depends on how quickly it heals....?

2007-02-19 22:09:13 · 12 answers · asked by mevans_sf 1 in Tattoos

2007-02-19 22:09:07 · 8 answers · asked by huihuiandmusic 1 in Music

Would you change the baby's sexuality?

2007-02-19 22:09:04 · 32 answers · asked by Tamart 6 in Parenting

I'd say the 90's coz i was growing up in that decade and the music was so awsome. :)

2007-02-19 22:09:01 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am tutoring a 17 yr old boy in English, and he asked me what authors or book he should read, to increase his reading and writing skills. The first thing that came to mind was The Great Gatsby because I read it when I was 17 and I loved the book. Do you this was good advice and can you recommend any other good books he should read?

2007-02-19 22:08:37 · 10 answers · asked by f_jayce 5 in Teaching

2007-02-19 22:08:16 · 14 answers · asked by wisdomjewel 1 in Baseball

I was just wondering I got my tongue pierced a little over a week ago and its like i'm a different person. People act totally different twords me now and I don't understand why.

2007-02-19 22:08:14 · 34 answers · asked by Mustang 3 in Tattoos

Car?

2007-02-19 22:08:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-19 22:07:54 · 10 answers · asked by super_spontaneous2005 1 in Embassies & Consulates

I am going with my friends to ice skate soon.What to wear?1st time ice skating.What should i wear?

2007-02-19 22:07:53 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Ice Skating

I am only 31 and I have no desire to have intercourse with my boyfriend of 6 years. Once he and I make love 1 time in 3 day's that is it for me. I do not want to make love for a week or so can some one please tell me why ?

2007-02-19 22:07:51 · 18 answers · asked by thelonelyone 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-02-19 22:07:51 · 9 answers · asked by JaY 2 in Higher Education (University +)

2007-02-19 22:07:51 · 21 answers · asked by kala v 1 in Cricket

I want to find sites for these tests

2007-02-19 22:07:39 · 2 answers · asked by Veneesha Y 1 in Higher Education (University +)

I've been married for a year and a half now, and my marriage is somewhat rocky. He is a good guy, but he is boring and basically for the most part still lives / behaves like a bachelor. He needs too much distance and I need too much closeness.
The problem: Before I met my husband I once met a guy whom I fell absolutely head over heels for. We made it 1 week, because he was terrified of commitment.
Lately I came to realize that I still have deep feelings for the guy, and started emailing him again. He says if the opportunity arose he would like to try again to be with me and see.
Now I am finding myself feeling sorry that I married what seems to me the wrong guy. I have very traditional views about marriage, and divorce terrifies me, yet my biggest fear is that I will stay married for the rest of my life regretting not being able to be with this other guy. I have never felt for anybody what I feel for this guy. What should I do?

2007-02-19 22:07:27 · 17 answers · asked by horselady 2 in Marriage & Divorce

female/25/london

2007-02-19 22:07:24 · 4 answers · asked by Nothing's Forever 2 in Renting & Real Estate

2007-02-19 22:07:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-02-19 22:07:10 · 14 answers · asked by preeth r 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-02-19 22:06:35 · 9 answers · asked by madras 1 in Israel

Im interested in having a giant as a house
pet but dont know if im being realistic. I dont have a
garden for them so dont know if it would be fair. Are
they happy having just a flat to run around in? Are
they easy enough to litter train? most importantly- would he chew my
furniture whilst i was out?! any advice would be much
appreciated. Also I have guinea pigs too, would he
attack them?

2007-02-19 22:06:27 · 10 answers · asked by Martina H 1 in Other - Pets

2007-02-19 22:06:12 · 19 answers · asked by yecart19710 3 in Family

2007-02-19 22:06:11 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

2007-02-19 22:06:09 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships