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Three pregnant women are sitting in a cafe having lunch, when one of them says, "I know that I'm going to have a boy."

The other two women think about that for a moment, and then one of them says, "OK, how do you know you're going to have a boy?"

"Well, when the child was conceived," says the first women, "I was on top. So I'm going to have a boy."

They sit and eat for a few minutes more, and then the second woman says, "Well, i'm going to have a girl."

"OK," says the first one, "how do you know you're going to have a
girl?"

"Well, when my child was conceived, I was on the bottom. So I'm going to have a girl."

They sit and eat for a few minutes more, the third woman obviously getting more and more distressed, until finally she breaks down into horrible sobbing

"What's wrong, what's wrong?" the first two women ask with concern.

The third woman manages to stifle her sobs long enough to only say one thing....

"I'm going to have a puppy!"

2007-02-19 22:09:48 · 9 answers · asked by livinia 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

hahahaha!!! great 10/10.

2007-02-19 22:27:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

If you were the third one, I can confidently say you will have an enunch.

2007-02-20 06:20:55 · answer #2 · answered by krishan 2 · 0 0

hahahaha!!! great 10/10

2007-02-20 08:36:06 · answer #3 · answered by anna 7 · 0 0

old... someone else psoted it about a week ago
but i still like it!

2007-02-20 08:14:50 · answer #4 · answered by Shannon Leigh 2 · 0 0

hahaha.......the third woman, being a blonde sobs.....nice one.

2007-02-20 06:16:01 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 0 0

funny heheh

2007-02-20 06:57:47 · answer #6 · answered by tess 6 · 0 0

haha

2007-02-20 08:07:44 · answer #7 · answered by sam 2 · 0 0

lol.that's really cool.hehehhehehe

2007-02-20 06:20:18 · answer #8 · answered by Queen 3 · 0 0

NOT BAD

2007-02-20 06:16:33 · answer #9 · answered by karsa 2 · 0 0

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