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Cake is evil and I declare that anyone who eats of it shall suffer of it with unseemly wide bottoms and gravity itself will be thine enemy!

From this day forward, Ice Cream alone is the only permissible dessert until the Dairy Queen return to reclaim it's creamy delicious child.

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proceed to argue over flavors, ingredients, additives, preservatives of the sacred Ice Cream and form a splinter religion that declares Ice Cream is the real Cake and Cake is the real Ice Cream and only the Ice Cream lovers can return to the Dairy Queen ad infinitum. ad nauseum.

amen.

(meanwhile, the Sacred Cow, who is most high and Creator of the Ice cream and Chef Boyardee, the creator of the Cake, has made a Dairy Queen Ice Cream Cake that is too big for herself to eat so she makes more cows like herself to enjoy it, but spins it in a blender so that the little cows won't know it until they eat all parts of it and then decide for themselves if they want ice cream, cake or chef or Cow.)

2007-02-17 07:10:10 · 7 answers · asked by vicarious_notion 3 in Religion & Spirituality

if the season ended 2day, thered be 4 teams in the playoffs...

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/standings

2007-02-17 07:10:08 · 4 answers · asked by Sean 3 in Basketball

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Everyone keeps telling me to go out and work on myself, do new things, enroll in classes, etc, but I just CAN'T. All I think of is what he is doing and where he is, and how I want to see him. Is therapy the answer?
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2007-02-17 07:10:08 · 11 answers · asked by im always right ya know 1 in Singles & Dating

Well...

Could the congress take measues to really end the war? Why don't they? What are they afraid of?

2007-02-17 07:10:07 · 6 answers · asked by Zezo Zeze Zadfrack 1 in Current Events

Why is it illegal to sell/buy horsemeat in the UK? Especially when many other European countries sell and eat it? In Spain and France there are specialist butchers selling horse, which does'nt taste a great deal different to beef really, but I heard many years ago that it was actually illegal to buy/sell it in the UK. Its no different to eating cow, pig etc.....

2007-02-17 07:10:04 · 11 answers · asked by SunnyDays 5 in Other - Food & Drink

2007-02-17 07:10:03 · 9 answers · asked by Scarlett 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-17 07:10:02 · 27 answers · asked by zaki 1 in Cricket

because today i went to look for these shoes that i saw on finishline.com and i went to the store but they didnt have them..
so i was wondering if i could order them and then pay at the store [my parents wont let me use their credit card]

cuz i was looking at the customer service on their website and it said this ::

What if I do not have a credit card?
Finish Line will accept purchases made with a debit card as long as it has the Visa or Master Card logos. However, if you have neither a credit card nor a debit card, please visit one of our stores to pay with cash, check or money order.


so i was wondeirng if that meant that i could buy it online and then pay at the store

help me please

2007-02-17 07:10:02 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

2007-02-17 07:09:54 · 7 answers · asked by oneworld 1 in Current Events

This guy called me this morning on my cell phone saying really nasty, sexual things to me - and he knew my name. It was from a local phone number (land line) in my area and I am kind of freaking out about it now wondering if I know this person or not. I tried to look up the # through reverse look-up on anywho.com but no results were returned. When my husband called the number (he was smart enough to mark his call private) what sounded like a fax machine picked up the line. Are there any other good resources for finding info on the owner of the phone number?

2007-02-17 07:09:54 · 5 answers · asked by Momof3thatsme 1 in Land Phones

There's a guy riding in a taxi and he taps the taxi driver on the shoulder. All of a sudden, the taxi driver starts swerving out of control. He goes through a red light, almost hits a bus, and stops right before he hits a building. The guy in the back says, "Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't know that I would scare you just by tapping you on the shoulder." The taxi driver replies, "No, it's my fault. Today is my first day driving a taxi. For the last 25 years, I've been driving a hearse."

2007-02-17 07:09:51 · 11 answers · asked by skatrgrl737 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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Any ideas of who she is??

http://m90.org/gallery/image/nicetshirt.jpg

2007-02-17 07:09:48 · 2 answers · asked by axon3_2001 3 in Internet

2007-02-17 07:09:46 · 19 answers · asked by bethybug 5 in Religion & Spirituality

A president that's not worth jack .... , unfair elections, pollution, a corrupt and oppressive police force, criminal military, unjustified 'regime changes' to a regime they want, extortion,... Aren't those really all qualifications to be a member of the axis of evil ?

2007-02-17 07:09:46 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

its a small fish. there were 2 but one died. well, its dying and iono why..

2007-02-17 07:09:43 · 7 answers · asked by srm 2 in Fish

i feel retarted for asking this because i know i can do it..im just drawin a blank.

2x^2 + 14x = 88

2007-02-17 07:09:43 · 5 answers · asked by Patrick<>Houston 2 in Mathematics

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im gonna go trout fishing and i dont know what to use

2007-02-17 07:09:43 · 12 answers · asked by DodgerFan 2 in Fishing

everyone the person invited have known her for a bajillion years (okay, maybe not a bajillion, but since pre-school/elementary years) and i've just gotten to know her. I have no idea WHY she invited me in the first place, and I'm scared because I don't know any of her best friends and I feel like I might get left out...

(oh, and it's today, so I can't say I'm not going either)
*yes, i know i asked this question before, but i forgot to add a big detail so here i am again. i'm sorry.

2007-02-17 07:09:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

2007-02-17 07:09:38 · 18 answers · asked by heather 2 in Cats

how has the geography of China affected the main religions in the country, also, does anyone know of a good website? Thanks

2007-02-17 07:09:31 · 2 answers · asked by CLJ 1 in Religion & Spirituality

...looking at a photo of three black men sitting naked on a bench but the one in the middle has a pink k##b. they ask a curator what the photo represents and he tells them "its symbolic of the black mans struggle against racism" as the curator leaves a man walks up and says "boll##ks!, i took that photo and its actually three welsh coal miners and the middle one went home for lunch"!

2007-02-17 07:09:27 · 6 answers · asked by samfisher 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I don't like her type of music I'm more of a metal head but I liked that one song it's been bugging me for ages other then that fly song she's a pop bug.

2007-02-17 07:09:22 · 3 answers · asked by mriee 3 in Music

2007-02-17 07:09:22 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Hey i would like comments good or bad to what you think of my newly daugther's name. I named her Aria Tessa please tell me what you think

2007-02-17 07:09:21 · 29 answers · asked by Dark_Fire_Angel 3 in Baby Names

yes, they know each other.

2007-02-17 07:09:16 · 10 answers · asked by frith25 4 in Other - Society & Culture

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my b-day is june 24 and i want to have a party i need help on an idea and tell me somt thing that i could do

2007-02-17 07:09:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Adolescent

be honest

2007-02-17 07:09:11 · 19 answers · asked by Stephanie :) 3 in Celebrities

I can't "do it" but I'd like give him the next best thing. Suggestions on setting this up?

2007-02-17 07:09:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

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