Cake is evil and I declare that anyone who eats of it shall suffer of it with unseemly wide bottoms and gravity itself will be thine enemy!
From this day forward, Ice Cream alone is the only permissible dessert until the Dairy Queen return to reclaim it's creamy delicious child.
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proceed to argue over flavors, ingredients, additives, preservatives of the sacred Ice Cream and form a splinter religion that declares Ice Cream is the real Cake and Cake is the real Ice Cream and only the Ice Cream lovers can return to the Dairy Queen ad infinitum. ad nauseum.
amen.
(meanwhile, the Sacred Cow, who is most high and Creator of the Ice cream and Chef Boyardee, the creator of the Cake, has made a Dairy Queen Ice Cream Cake that is too big for herself to eat so she makes more cows like herself to enjoy it, but spins it in a blender so that the little cows won't know it until they eat all parts of it and then decide for themselves if they want ice cream, cake or chef or Cow.)
2007-02-17 07:10:10 · 7 answers · asked by vicarious_notion 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You are all making the Dairy Queen angry!
Feel the wrath of Lactose Intolerance!
2007-02-17 07:17:08 · update #1
what? You have made Lactose Free Ice Cream?
blasphemy!
now, I say, when I come back that if anyone makes anymore changes to my most holy Ice Cream, they are damned, too. Worser!
2007-02-17 07:31:07 · update #2
many years later, A Recipe Book was published and everyone has been eating Pastry ever since.
amen.
2007-02-17 08:14:06 · update #3
This is a crazy text of commandments and pronouncments that have no basis of reality of evidence or reason.......kinda reminds me of the bible.
2007-02-17 07:20:16 · answer #1 · answered by peaco1000 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
MmMmMmMm
Raseberry Cheesecake from Antonio's
2007-02-17 07:12:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
sounds good to me
2007-02-17 07:13:02 · answer #3 · answered by maxresist 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dig that band.
2007-02-17 07:12:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I DO
2007-02-17 07:12:41 · answer #5 · answered by Akbar B 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-17 07:12:13 · answer #6 · answered by Chick-a-Dee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WTF are you on?
2007-02-17 07:13:30 · answer #7 · answered by Jason Bourne 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋