There's a guy riding in a taxi and he taps the taxi driver on the shoulder. All of a sudden, the taxi driver starts swerving out of control. He goes through a red light, almost hits a bus, and stops right before he hits a building. The guy in the back says, "Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't know that I would scare you just by tapping you on the shoulder." The taxi driver replies, "No, it's my fault. Today is my first day driving a taxi. For the last 25 years, I've been driving a hearse."
2007-02-17 07:09:51 · 11 answers · asked by skatrgrl737 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He! He! Ha!Ha! He! Ha! He! That is sooo funny he would have scared me too!!!! LOL!!!!
2007-02-17 13:39:24 · answer #1 · answered by GA_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny, i hadn't heard that before.
2007-02-17 15:20:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one, I am giving you my 10 points.
2007-02-17 16:04:11 · answer #3 · answered by Louy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's the best that I've heard this week!
2007-02-17 15:22:23 · answer #4 · answered by Sasi D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one!! Hehe....I'm still cracking up!
2007-02-17 16:43:32 · answer #5 · answered by Robin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahah.
thats a good one.
2007-02-17 20:11:24 · answer #6 · answered by *CoNfUSiNg* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-02-17 15:12:34 · answer #7 · answered by bluebird_chica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! That is really funny!!
2007-02-17 15:16:34 · answer #8 · answered by Michelle_My_Belle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mwahaha...thanks for the laughs..:-)
a smiley star for you...
2007-02-17 15:14:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow!
2007-02-17 15:17:06 · answer #10 · answered by Kaybee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋