All categories - 12 February 2007

There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again.

The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage at the opening carrying a rose. You hold the rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say the line 'Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress.'"

The actor is thrilled. All day long before the play, he's practicing his line over and over again. Finally, the time comes. The curtain goes up, the actor walks onto the stage, and with great passion delivers the line, "Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."

The theatre erupts. The audience is screaming with laughter, but the director is steaming!

"You bloody fool!" he cries. "You have ruined me!"

The actor is bewildered, "What happened, did I forget my line?"

"No!" screams the director. "You forgot the f#cking rose!"

2007-02-12 20:46:52 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-12 20:46:46 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

or is that a load of old tosh?

2007-02-12 20:46:43 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

I was on my way to pick my daughter up from her dads house one night and as I pull up to a 3 way stop sign I notice that to left(it just happened to be the way I was turning) was a police officer approaching the stop also. So he decides hes going to flip a ***** and run my tags as he keeps on going, and decides hes going to flip another ***** and come back the same way he was in the first place. I've already pulled my self over and am closing my door as he approaches me in his vehicle. He slows down as he turns on his spot light and asks how I am by my name, then proceeds to ask about my brother and my sister. He exits his vehicle and starts asking me ??'s. Then I notice hes the one that arrested me the 1st time. That time was as shady as this time. He asks me if im driving on a suspend licsence? Yes I am officer.. Well do you mind if we search you? Yes I do, Im not a 4th waiver and I still got my rights...(Mind you the officer hasnt read me my rights or even handcuffed me yet

2007-02-12 20:46:37 · 8 answers · asked by awill_theres_away 1 in Law Enforcement & Police

2007-02-12 20:46:19 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-12 20:46:05 · 8 answers · asked by phobosaffear 3 in Movies

I have twin boys and they are three. They will not keep their clothes on, or their diapers. What can I do to keep them from doing this? Also the will not sleep on their beds, instead they sleep under them... Can someone help me understand them?

2007-02-12 20:46:05 · 6 answers · asked by crazyinlove 1 in Toddler & Preschooler

how can i open the web sit in my phone???
is it possible to open it?or i must do the connection with the wide area network in my country ???

2007-02-12 20:45:38 · 2 answers · asked by lolita_477 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

...........or is the sea just full of crabs, squid and oil.

2007-02-12 20:45:35 · 17 answers · asked by jammydodger 5 in Polls & Surveys

What is the meaning of "NTFS" and "FAT32" File systems? What is the difference between the two? Which one is the BEST file system to use for home pc?

2007-02-12 20:45:34 · 6 answers · asked by aramaiya 3 in Other - Computers

who thinks that the tv show smallville has turned to garbage? the episode that has a farmer tunneling under his field? Chloe being the world's best computer hacker it seems... Please end this show before you completely ruin it

2007-02-12 20:45:31 · 7 answers · asked by LanternPrime 4 in Television

2007-02-12 20:45:30 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Investing

i have a crush with this girl ,ask her out and got rejected so i didn't bother her anymore and she has been ignoring me.Till recently , she saw me in school and ask me how am i doing ? I thinking should i advance again ? Do i still stand a chance dating her again?
please advise.

2007-02-12 20:45:29 · 13 answers · asked by the_road_i_am_on 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-02-12 20:45:28 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beer, Wine & Spirits

it might be written somwhere in my genes or in my subconscious!

2007-02-12 20:45:11 · 13 answers · asked by Archea 1 in Anthropology

2007-02-12 20:45:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-02-12 20:44:54 · 9 answers · asked by phobosaffear 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-02-12 20:44:47 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

2007-02-12 20:44:36 · 24 answers · asked by jyoti b 1 in Careers & Employment

I mostook someone who made me laugh for someone who makes me happy, I brought him into mine and my daughters life, big mistake, its over now though thank heavens.

2007-02-12 20:44:36 · 13 answers · asked by mia 5 in Other - Family & Relationships

he has a desease called leishmania so he will die young but this collar will help to stop mosquitos from re-infecting him

2007-02-12 20:44:25 · 5 answers · asked by sandy c 1 in Dogs

What is the meaning of "NTFS" and "FAT32" File systems? What is the difference between the two? Which one is the BEST file system to use for home pc?

2007-02-12 20:44:09 · 6 answers · asked by aramaiya 3 in Software

2007-02-12 20:44:08 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

name,age,country,nationality,year and why

2007-02-12 20:44:04 · 1 answers · asked by myat t 1 in History

Hello there,
I would like to know if I can leave the US while my status is of 2 years conditional residence based on marriage after a K1 visa. If I do leave and visit my family in Europe for a month or 2, would this affect my status as resident?

2007-02-12 20:43:55 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Immigration

Please Help me find this number

2007-02-12 20:43:54 · 2 answers · asked by question 1 in Orlando

2007-02-12 20:43:43 · 7 answers · asked by chucky 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-02-12 20:43:31 · 7 answers · asked by MS.. 2 in Other - Pets

2007-02-12 20:43:27 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

I have a friend whos home is being repossed due to back taxes. It's $8,000 to pay off the taxes and I need some to fix it up,its not to badly in need of repairs. Also a bit of money aside for the first few payments...My credit is well ok, thats about it. My credit score not sure of yet but I'm just guessing lets say (660). What are my odds of receiving a loan ? Where do I begin????? HELP

2007-02-12 20:43:26 · 6 answers · asked by inthrutheoutdoor 3 in Renting & Real Estate