There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again.
The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage at the opening carrying a rose. You hold the rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say the line 'Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress.'"
The actor is thrilled. All day long before the play, he's practicing his line over and over again. Finally, the time comes. The curtain goes up, the actor walks onto the stage, and with great passion delivers the line, "Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."
The theatre erupts. The audience is screaming with laughter, but the director is steaming!
"You bloody fool!" he cries. "You have ruined me!"
The actor is bewildered, "What happened, did I forget my line?"
"No!" screams the director. "You forgot the f#cking rose!"
2007-02-12 20:46:52 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So don't forget the rose.
Neo
2007-02-12 21:04:54 · update #1
LMAO... omg! thats really funny... hahaha
good one.. thanx for sharing
2007-02-12 22:34:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are you tired of those asinine "friendship" poems with decent intentions, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here's a collection of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ***.
Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
2007-02-12 21:14:27 · answer #2 · answered by daniel a 2 · 1⤊ 4⤋
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2016-12-17 15:22:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
and so are you...
but the roses are dead
the violets are wilting
the sugar bowl is empty
and so is your head!
2007-02-20 13:41:44 · answer #4 · answered by mysweetest666 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Valentines...yucka
2007-02-20 09:29:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha
I definetily won't forget MY rose!
Hahahahaha
You are seriously funny!
2007-02-20 11:53:10 · answer #6 · answered by ♠Jenny♠ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wonder what kind of Rose it was?
2007-02-20 12:13:07 · answer #7 · answered by Ashleigh 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked this one lmao
2007-02-20 03:40:41 · answer #8 · answered by wildirishrose19522000 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey neo happy valentine in advance!
hope ur date is like santra bullock!(speed)
i saw bill & ted. loved him!
2007-02-12 21:21:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ohhh i sayyy ill send you one if you really want it 8/10
2007-02-12 22:05:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋