I want to get fire insurance against hell liability. I have no way of predicting the future or what is beyond life so I have to be careful to get all my bases covered.
I am unable to believe in Jesus and the Bible so I started smoking lots of weed in order to alter my beliefs. Problem with weed is, you gotta keep smoking it or the affect wears off. Also, I can't drive while I'm high. What if I get killed in a car accident and then get sent to hell?!
I need somekind of drug that will permanently alter my brain chemistry. Any ideas?
Note: I am completely serious, I am not trolling. Thanks.
2007-02-11
02:42:49
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Zeek
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