All categories - 6 February 2007

I was riding to my friends’ house for a party when I just remembered
I had to get a couple of six packs of beer. I decided to quickly park in
front of a store & get the stuff. As I rush out, I found a cop writing a
parking ticket.

“Oh man, can’t you give a guy a break?” “It’s a brand new car.”

The officers’ mouth stays zipped as he continues writing in his pad
without ever once looking me in the face.

“…what a jerk”, I mumbled through my teeth.

He gave me one glance & went back to writing. I leaned over to
have a look.

1.Parking in a no parking zone.
2.Insulting an officer.

I was furious!

“Well looky here officer, hows about this broken side view mirror huh?”
“Gonna put that down too jerk?”

He checks the mirror, looks at me & returns to his pad.

I had enough!
I turned away, shook my head, picked up my bicycle & rode off!

Man, some people!

2007-02-06 17:22:44 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The sample is a person stating, "I used to think about immature things..." with a real classic old skool feel to the music playing over that

2007-02-06 17:22:42 · 2 answers · asked by DUB 1 in Music

Tupac Shakur died in 1996, he lives still through his music, to me he will be the best rap artist with a heart of love. Just tell me what u think of his music and his style of rap, and ill select the best answer when i get atleast 10 answers make shore u let me now how really wants the points, but i want to see real answers!

2007-02-06 17:22:39 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm stupid, and I can't think properly. Can you list off things that have to do with Valentines Day?

2007-02-06 17:22:39 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Valentine's Day

1. If you were a specialist working for the National Security Agency, your main job would likely be

A. electronic surveillance.
B. analyzing and breaking coded messages.
C. analyzing data from spy satellites.
D. working in the field to carry out covert operations.


2. The largest proportion of federal revenues comes from

A. social insurance taxes.
B. excise taxes.
C. borrowing.
D. personal income taxes.

3. Which one of the following individuals would be most likely to vote?

A. A 19-year-old high school graduate who likes to complain about the government
B. A 22-year-old computer programmer
C. A 30-year-old college graduate who has just moved to a new state
D. A 50-year-old corporate executive who holds a master's degree in business

4. Which one of the following statements is most accurate for law enforcement?

A. Law enforcement agencies are employed by the court system.
B. Ordinary police officers aren't required to understand how to gather evidence.

C. Law enforcement officers are mainly required to uphold the law.

D. There is no county law enforcement department.

2007-02-06 17:22:39 · 1 answers · asked by jenny 1 in Law & Ethics

1) Benedict spent 2/9 of his pocket money on books, 2/5 of the remainder on magazines and saved the rest.
a) What fraction of his money did Benedict save?
b) If he spent $16 more on the magazines than on the books, how much did he have at first?

2)There were 1800 farm animals consisting of cows, goats and chickens in the ratio 5:6:9. When the farmer bought 297 new farm animals, the number of chickens increased by 20% and the number of goats increased by 10%. What was the new ratio of the three types of animals?

3.Potatoes are kept in 3 sacks, A,B and C. The mass of potatoes in Sack A is 3/5 of the mass of potatoes in Sack B. If the total mass of potatoes is 72kg, what is the mass of potatoes in Sack C?

4. In preparing mixed nuts, Roslan mixes 24g of cashew nuts, 12g of almonds and 44g of peanuts. If he needs to prepare 3kg of mixed nuts, what is the mass of peanuts required?

Thanks!

2007-02-06 17:22:39 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

a monthly car payment, a first mortgage, or a second mortgage?

2007-02-06 17:22:37 · 4 answers · asked by rosesbloom7 2 in Renting & Real Estate

I find I am spending more and more time on a daily basis, (at home, not counting work)not getting things done I should be doing.

2007-02-06 17:22:29 · 9 answers · asked by seven-11 4 in Polls & Surveys

If someone had a child in the family murdered and it was never solved, if they spend hours a day recounting details (that the police might have missed), or remembering arriving at the scene, or analyzing every part of the confession that got thrown out on a technicality, etc.

Would it be more OCD or PTSD that the doctor or therapist would be treating?

2007-02-06 17:22:13 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous 2 in Mental Health

2007-02-06 17:22:10 · 10 answers · asked by K_pink05 3 in Music

2007-02-06 17:22:09 · 17 answers · asked by hello 1 in Singles & Dating

if you can help me figure out the problem i have no idea how to work it out please help

2007-02-06 17:22:08 · 4 answers · asked by wokkie1234 2 in Chemistry

2007-02-06 17:22:05 · 11 answers · asked by Lancelot_2000 1 in Pain & Pain Management

2007-02-06 17:21:59 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-06 17:21:56 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Im 21, 5ft 5in 130pounds, BMI 21.6 healthy. But i keep having pains under my left boob and in the center of my chest a half inch above where my rib cage meets but only like 5, quick 1 secound surges then it gos away for a few hours. Im super tired all the time and if i do find the energy to go to the gym I feel fine unless I get a heart rate of 176 or higher then I will almost faint. No family history of heart problems, No smoking/drinking, No medications, No STD's, No Mono.......Possiably the only thing I can think of is stress...

Could this not be a serious problem?

2007-02-06 17:21:52 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Heart Diseases

My dog is 17 years old. and she's not totally brain dead, but she is having trouble walking, seeing, and she's also having trouble holding her bladder, I love my dog to death, i've had her since i was 4, and i don't want to lose her. But i want to do what's best and right for her. I'm just torn on what exactly that would be. When is it right or okay to put a dog to sleep? and what's the best way to make that decision? Because I'm being selfish, and I need to think about what she needs. Thank You.

2007-02-06 17:21:51 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

For example, if you say, "(insert race) are the loudest race, but that's only because I've experienced it myself."

Is it still called a stereotype if it's from experience? Or are we not allowed to share our experiences just because we're scared to hurt people?

2007-02-06 17:21:47 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

Does anyone know the best method for illiminationg all my debt that has acrued. Should I work it out with the creditors individually or should I choose to go through a consolidation company?

2007-02-06 17:21:47 · 5 answers · asked by shelly s 1 in Credit

I'm convinced that this guy was teased and not very popular as a young adult, and now uses his intelligence to make other people feel stupid and very inferior. He is very impatient and has shown this, along with repremanding me, in front of patients a few times. Any tips on how to deal with these personality types? Other than that he's a nice guy ; P

2007-02-06 17:21:43 · 7 answers · asked by bonosgod2001 1 in Psychology

This question is mainly from those who attended school during the 60's and earlier.

When I was in Kindergarten, I would write and cut with my left hand and my teacher would correct me and tell me that I was wrong. She then noticed that I had a lot of problems with coloring, cutting, writing, etc. The teacher then sent a note home to my parents saying that she wanted to put me in special classes because she discovered that I was having problems. They put me in the special classes, but I was kicked out because I was too smart and they saw nothing wrong with it.

Who else has had the experience of a stupid teacher thinking that you were wrong for using your left hand?
Oh yes, I now write with my right hand, but I do everything else left handed. :0D

2007-02-06 17:21:29 · 6 answers · asked by HappyCat 7 in Primary & Secondary Education

i think his name is augestine and i something to do with Epictetus, A.A long. and Wittgenstein. and it all has to do with solipsism and it refutations??

sorry if i am being to vaugue, but its the best i can do.

2007-02-06 17:21:23 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

i actually meet my bf online first.. sparks frm the internet, then by phone, then finally wen we met, we fell in love thru the eyes and heart of each other.. i wud lurve to hear y'all stories..

2007-02-06 17:21:16 · 11 answers · asked by fizadora 5 in Other - Family & Relationships

I always see my mother taking out her dentures when she's goes to sleep. She said this is to avoide accidentally swallowing the dentures during sleep.

2007-02-06 17:21:08 · 6 answers · asked by justme 1 in Dental

..mine teeters..=) thanks alot*

2007-02-06 17:21:02 · 25 answers · asked by *toona* 7 in Polls & Surveys

Who does your hubby or B/F look like? When my husband had very long hair, he looked like willie nelson, now that he has cut his hair very short, he looks like nascars Mark Martin (every one says so & calls him that)

2007-02-06 17:21:02 · 12 answers · asked by YAWN 6 in Polls & Surveys

NATO was setup at the time of the cold war, for the nations against communism, it was supposed to be an allied force in the cold war for the Brits, US and other European states against communism. Why are they still around, and poking into the Iraq, Middle East situation? Let me know what you think about this

2007-02-06 17:21:01 · 7 answers · asked by f_jayce 5 in Politics

2007-02-06 17:21:00 · 7 answers · asked by RANDELL 7 in Polls & Surveys

or just the name of the lullaby

2007-02-06 17:20:53 · 1 answers · asked by dixiehall3 2 in Movies

will it teach any moral or social lesson at all...

2007-02-06 17:20:48 · 6 answers · asked by aaryan 3 in Singles & Dating