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I was riding to my friends’ house for a party when I just remembered
I had to get a couple of six packs of beer. I decided to quickly park in
front of a store & get the stuff. As I rush out, I found a cop writing a
parking ticket.

“Oh man, can’t you give a guy a break?” “It’s a brand new car.”

The officers’ mouth stays zipped as he continues writing in his pad
without ever once looking me in the face.

“…what a jerk”, I mumbled through my teeth.

He gave me one glance & went back to writing. I leaned over to
have a look.

1.Parking in a no parking zone.
2.Insulting an officer.

I was furious!

“Well looky here officer, hows about this broken side view mirror huh?”
“Gonna put that down too jerk?”

He checks the mirror, looks at me & returns to his pad.

I had enough!
I turned away, shook my head, picked up my bicycle & rode off!

Man, some people!

2007-02-06 17:22:44 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

28 answers

haha that's really funny

2007-02-06 17:26:44 · answer #1 · answered by KJH 4 · 2 0

A funny but true story .....

a cop was sitting at the side of the road waiting for speeders.A young guy speeds by ... on go the sirens and he pulls the kid over.... cop walks up to his window and says to the kid .... i been waiting for you all day ..... kid looks at the cops n says ... well, I got here as fast as i could ..... cop laughed so hard he let him go !! lol

2007-02-07 01:43:29 · answer #2 · answered by uncle louie 5 · 3 0

Dude, Police suck, that's all there is to it.

They say and tow the company line of "To serve and protect" but in reality they are money makers for the city and county.

2007-02-07 01:36:03 · answer #3 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 1 0

That was funny! But now I'm mad at the police officer! Poor you! :[

2007-02-11 17:38:14 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Penguiin♥ 5 · 1 0

no but i did get a bui (biking under the influence) that really sucked. i was pretty furious saying what you'd rather me drive my car. he didn't say anything. i mean seriously at 2am who are you hurting but yourself.

2007-02-07 01:28:13 · answer #5 · answered by vanilla_slvr 4 · 2 0

LOL - making the cop think it's your car when it's not HA HA HA

2007-02-14 06:58:42 · answer #6 · answered by Juanita L 2 · 1 0

LMAO! Funny. Is this a true story...or just a joke?

2007-02-07 02:12:27 · answer #7 · answered by MuZzZ 4 · 1 0

That's funny!

2007-02-14 21:30:17 · answer #8 · answered by Kriss 2 · 1 0

Good ending, I liked it. Mo.

2007-02-11 14:30:46 · answer #9 · answered by Mo 5 · 1 0

hahahhaha nicee niceeee

2007-02-14 21:43:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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