I was riding to my friends’ house for a party when I just remembered
I had to get a couple of six packs of beer. I decided to quickly park in
front of a store & get the stuff. As I rush out, I found a cop writing a
parking ticket.
“Oh man, can’t you give a guy a break?” “It’s a brand new car.”
The officers’ mouth stays zipped as he continues writing in his pad
without ever once looking me in the face.
“…what a jerk”, I mumbled through my teeth.
He gave me one glance & went back to writing. I leaned over to
have a look.
1.Parking in a no parking zone.
2.Insulting an officer.
I was furious!
“Well looky here officer, hows about this broken side view mirror huh?”
“Gonna put that down too jerk?”
He checks the mirror, looks at me & returns to his pad.
I had enough!
I turned away, shook my head, picked up my bicycle & rode off!
Man, some people!
2007-02-06
17:22:44
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