Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Vermont as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded Vermonter standing there.
"Name's Enoch... Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge... Having a party Saturday... Thought you'd like to come."
"Great," says Sam, "after six months of this I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."
As Enoch is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some drinkin'."
"Not a problem... After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of 'em."
Again, as he starts to leave Enoch stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too."
"Damn", Sam thinks... "Tough crowd." "Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again."
Once again Enoch turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too."
"Now that's not a problem" says Sam, "Remember I've been alone for six months! I'll definitely be there... By the way, what should I wear?"
Enoch stops in the door again and says, "Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us."
2007-02-05 10:03:19 · 11 answers · asked by 株式会THE CITADEL 株式会 4 in Jokes & Riddles
a guy i used to sleep with said publicly that he was going to get me a valentines gift.. he hasn't been flirting with me as much since he said that! i'm over him but what do you think is up with him?
2007-02-05 10:03:19 · 13 answers · asked by God's own 1 in Singles & Dating
For me it'll always be Meatloaf it just reminds me of family get togethers and such,what about yall?
2007-02-05 10:03:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink
2007-02-05 10:03:18 · 5 answers · asked by canbarra 2 2 in Other - Diseases
It's attacking the sealent where the bath joins the wall tiles.
2007-02-05 10:03:15 · 18 answers · asked by Peace 2 in Maintenance & Repairs
take a guess
2007-02-05 10:03:12 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies
i have a teenager lining with me and she is going back to school. she does pay rent. but seeing that she is in school i have decreased her rent in leau i do expect that she does some housekeeping what should i espect her to do? i don't think that she should have to do my laundry or clean my toilet as she has her own bathroom.... i need some advice
2007-02-05 10:03:08 · 5 answers · asked by Danielle R 1 in Cleaning & Laundry
2007-02-05 10:03:06 · 3 answers · asked by sugar blonde 1 in Games & Gear
Can someone tell me just what to press and click and select and type to set up a capture the flag game in Quake 2?
2007-02-05 10:02:59 · 1 answers · asked by Eager2learn 1 in Video & Online Games
should i go in tonight or wait til 2morrow also has anyone else had this happen to them its not red its light pink should i be woried
2007-02-05 10:02:57 · 12 answers · asked by Lola B 2 in Pregnancy
2007-02-05 10:02:52 · 3 answers · asked by pyaung g 2 in History
why does my car make whisting/ squeling noise.. i was waiting on red lights and when the lights went green.. i engaged the car in 1st gear with some gas on and it started making dat noise..it stayed there for while and then went off..it happned again...is anything serious?
2007-02-05 10:02:49 · 13 answers · asked by Gagan S 2 in Maintenance & Repairs
2007-02-05 10:02:47 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Decorating & Remodeling
I'm writing a poem
2007-02-05 10:02:43 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
i am a sophomore in college now and still undeclared after next quarter i will be a junior i will probably already not graduate on time since i have taken no classes for my major because i do not have one.... does anyone know any place i go anyone i can talk to anything ot help me find a major for me.... i have tried and tired and i cant figure it out i dont know where to find these type of people that help but i know they are out there thank you
2007-02-05 10:02:43 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Higher Education (University +)
does ne body have any good quotes? or little paragraph saying things.. ?
2007-02-05 10:02:39 · 5 answers · asked by Lois S 1 in Quotations
A Tractor has hydrolics and a Giraffe has a high Bo**ocks.
2007-02-05 10:02:30 · 11 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Jokes & Riddles
I was told at closing that all my closing cost would be refunded with my tax return. My tax preparer says no Can I???
2007-02-05 10:02:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in United States
2007-02-05 10:02:22 · 6 answers · asked by Herb 1 in Polls & Surveys
My friend Madison had sex with the boy i like Sam even though i tell everyone i hate him and now im bout to go crazy cause i wish it was me now he prbably hates me cause i no about it i feel like im an idiot for not telling him that i like him i thought he liked me a little but now i no he doesnt for sure and now no one is going to trust me now plz help me i dont no what to do!!!!!!!
2007-02-05 10:02:21 · 20 answers · asked by shtopramen 1 in Singles & Dating
for all the people out here in yahoo land that always report my questions i encourage you to answer.
2007-02-05 10:02:21 · 29 answers · asked by DJG 2 in Polls & Surveys
100 - 97 + 9= ?
How did you do it??
(-3 + 8 - 5) - (-11) =??
How did you do it??
2007-02-05 10:02:12 · 7 answers · asked by Dr.DRE 4 in Mathematics
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive"
The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.
The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.
This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.
2007-02-05 10:02:09 · 15 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles
Of course everyone knows that capricorns are the best!
2007-02-05 10:02:08 · 27 answers · asked by ♥PiNk RoCkS♥ 3 in Horoscopes
because there are so many wrong ways to ask what works best for you ?
2007-02-05 10:02:07 · 5 answers · asked by Jujeaux 6 in Singles & Dating
If before...is it in God's presence?
If the soul was created before birth (and in God's presence) and then enters a human body, then isn't there a serious problem with that? It has just entered a human and now has the capacity to sin and spend the next part of eternity away from God (possibly roasting in agony)?
If you believe in the timelessness and immortality of the soul, then WHY THE @#$% ARE YOU HAVING KIDS?! There is no guarantee that they will accept your religion or even do good after all.
Doesn't that sound like a horrible thing for us to do? Wouldn't it be better if humanity just didn't exist?
2007-02-05 10:02:07 · 9 answers · asked by Zeek 3 in Religion & Spirituality
2007-02-05 10:02:07 · 5 answers · asked by kenya b 1 in Dogs
How do you get over a freinds death? When does the pain stop. How do you eat? How do you sleep? Tell me cause I have no clue.
2007-02-05 10:02:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health
What other reasons are there for this behaviour???
(i've seen him doing this was in the middle of the street in full view of the neighbours..talk about showing me up, 'in a funny way'..lol
2007-02-05 10:02:03 · 15 answers · asked by Susie2 4 in Cats
Canta fford to go to specialists (no medical insurance) so will they send me to one or what? I have medical history from teen years and Im 40 now. Is there a way to obtain those. Have needed hospitalization in the past but did not go, have only family doctor to help me. what are my chances?
2007-02-05 10:02:02 · 2 answers · asked by tigger 1 in Other - Diseases
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