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A Tractor has hydrolics and a Giraffe has a high Bo**ocks.

2007-02-05 10:02:30 · 11 answers · asked by Smurf 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

Very good. Reminds me of my son. You know he was mad about tractors. He had books and videos about them, models and pictures. They filled his bedroom. One day he cleared the lot out.

"What's going on son?" I asked dumbfounded.

"Oh it's OK Dad." He replied "Ive decided to be an ex-tractor fan."

2007-02-05 10:07:41 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 2 0

What you should of said was.
Whats the difference between a giraffe and a fridge.
Ones got a long neck and the other if thrown from a roof of a building would kill you if you kept asking naff jokes.

2007-02-05 10:11:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Sorry but I think quatt47's joke was better no offence meant

2007-02-05 10:09:45 · answer #3 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0 0

oh! and theres me thinking it was a JCB not a tractor due to their long necks and yellow colour !!! lol! :)

2007-02-05 10:06:57 · answer #4 · answered by garethcooperwales 4 · 0 0

Funny...

2007-02-05 10:23:24 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

Thats very good.

2007-02-05 18:51:44 · answer #6 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0 0

Well, that was a waste of my time

2007-02-05 10:09:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol nice one smurf

2007-02-05 10:07:52 · answer #8 · answered by ♥gigi♥ 7 · 0 0

WKD matey liking please snd any more like that to capital.radio@hotmail.com

Cheers Fella

Jamie

2007-02-05 10:09:59 · answer #9 · answered by the Jamster 2 · 0 1

good

2007-02-05 10:13:43 · answer #10 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0 0

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