Sam has been in the computer business for 25 years and is finally sick of the stress. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Vermont as far from humanity as possible. Sam sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, he's finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there is a big, bearded Vermonter standing there.
"Name's Enoch... Your neighbor from four miles over the ridge... Having a party Saturday... Thought you'd like to come."
"Great," says Sam, "after six months of this I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."
As Enoch is leaving he stops, "Gotta warn you there's gonna be some drinkin'."
"Not a problem... After 25 years in the computer business, I can drink with the best of 'em."
Again, as he starts to leave Enoch stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too."
"Damn", Sam thinks... "Tough crowd." "Well, I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again."
Once again Enoch turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too."
"Now that's not a problem" says Sam, "Remember I've been alone for six months! I'll definitely be there... By the way, what should I wear?"
Enoch stops in the door again and says, "Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us."
2007-02-05 10:03:19 · 11 answers · asked by 株式会THE CITADEL 株式会 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good 1,didnt see that punchline coming!Know anymore?
2007-02-05 10:11:01 · answer #1 · answered by Poppypunto 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is just a straightforward Vermont anecdote, hardly funy praps a bit sad.
2007-02-05 19:06:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I fell right into your story line and didn't see the punchline coming. Good one!
2007-02-09 13:08:54 · answer #3 · answered by Cool Breeze 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rotfl!! Too funny!!! hehe
2007-02-05 18:09:07 · answer #4 · answered by tuxgal3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-02-06 18:59:37 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-02-05 18:13:13 · answer #6 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-02-06 07:38:10 · answer #7 · answered by YollyDolly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! didn't see that coming! lol
2007-02-05 18:17:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha very funny! i love it! good one!
2007-02-05 18:20:00 · answer #9 · answered by petra_sweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ughhh!!! He was gay? LOL
2007-02-05 18:15:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋