An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive"
The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.
The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.
This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.
2007-02-05 10:02:09 · 15 answers · asked by ♥gigi♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heard it before. still freakin funny!!!!!!! LOL ok its gonna take awhile to stop laughting now!!!!!!
2007-02-05 10:21:07 · answer #1 · answered by Toto! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! the one i heard is where there are three parachutes, a teenager, a preacher and the smartest teen in the world the smart teen grabs the boys back pack and the preacher and boy get off the plane. the funny thing is that the smartest teenager in the world couldn't tell the difference between a back pack and a parachute hope u like!
2016-05-24 19:32:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats an old 1 but a good 1,its a while since ive heard it.The old jokes are the best!
2007-02-05 10:07:02 · answer #3 · answered by Poppypunto 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Way I heard it was Frenchman Spanish Mexican and Scotsman dey open door ant Scotsman throw his wallet out ant other three dive after it, den Scotsman realise what he done ant dive out too.
2007-02-05 10:58:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good but not as good as some of your others.
I can tell you are really intelligent and a level 5. Here's one for you...
Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
2007-02-05 10:05:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Santa Anna.
Are Americans that quick witted?
2007-02-05 10:12:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats very good ! 6/10.
2007-02-05 18:53:52 · answer #7 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
id be damned if i cant find a place for an irishman somewhere in that joke
2007-02-05 11:36:01 · answer #8 · answered by QPRfan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-02-05 10:04:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha I didn't see it coming.
2007-02-05 10:17:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋