The woman decides that on their wedding night they should have separate bedrooms as she is concerned that Morris might overexert himself.
After the wedding, she prepares for bed & for Morris to come to her room.
Sure enough, there's a knock @ the door & there's Morris, ready for action. They unite in conjugal union & after the main event, Morris leaves while his bride gets ready to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, there's a knock on the door & there's old Morris, ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, she consents to further coupling, after which the octogenarian bids her good night & leaves.
She's certainly ready for slumber at this point, when there's another knock at the door by Morris, who is as energetic as a 25yr old & ready for more.
Once again, they do the horizontal boogie. As they're relaxing, the young bride says to him, "I'm really impressed that a man your age has enough juice to go at it 3 times.
2007-02-01
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