The woman decides that on their wedding night they should have separate bedrooms as she is concerned that Morris might overexert himself.
After the wedding, she prepares for bed & for Morris to come to her room.
Sure enough, there's a knock @ the door & there's Morris, ready for action. They unite in conjugal union & after the main event, Morris leaves while his bride gets ready to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, there's a knock on the door & there's old Morris, ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, she consents to further coupling, after which the octogenarian bids her good night & leaves.
She's certainly ready for slumber at this point, when there's another knock at the door by Morris, who is as energetic as a 25yr old & ready for more.
Once again, they do the horizontal boogie. As they're relaxing, the young bride says to him, "I'm really impressed that a man your age has enough juice to go at it 3 times.
2007-02-01 19:55:51 · 19 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've been with guys less than half your age who were only good for one time. You're a great lover, Morris."
Morris looks confused. He turns to her and says, "I was here already?"
2007-02-01 19:56:09 · update #1
i just didnt find that funny...maybe im losing my sense of humour.....HELP MEEEEEE
2007-02-01 21:25:33 · answer #1 · answered by Miss Juicy Jalebi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it looks like she had three dirty old men that night, all looking as horrible as the one before.
I think that if any women could go with a man that much older, he must be a billionaire, I think in the Guinness book of records a dirty old man by the name of Marshall married a woman about 60 years younger, but maybe it was worth it, because a year later he was dead and she would be a very rich woman considering he was a billionair. So I hope that Morris was a billionair too.
2007-02-01 20:13:38 · answer #2 · answered by mellouckili 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You knew exactly what he was like while you were dating, so basically you already know what kind of past he had. In a way he is right about the past, you already knew what it was like. You married him and it is time to move on in your married life and leave the past behind. It is only natural not to trust some one you already know things about. If he has done some thing since you have been married, then being sad and a lack of trust is also a natural feeling. It is sad when you marry some one it's just not them that is part of that marriage it involves every thing else. You marry the whole package deal and all the messes that go with it. Until he proves you can not trust him you have to let go of his past.
2016-03-29 01:11:05 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-02-01 19:59:40 · answer #4 · answered by tobybites 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is interesting. I just wonder why a 25 year old woman will marry someone older than her grandpa.
2007-02-01 19:59:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
l've heard it before but it's still funny. l'll give you a 10.
2007-02-01 20:24:52 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it. That's good.
2007-02-01 20:41:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL That's a good one.
2007-02-01 20:11:24 · answer #8 · answered by Cinnamon 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
very good
2007-02-01 21:02:55 · answer #9 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not 85. . .uhm what was the question?
2007-02-01 20:06:03 · answer #10 · answered by PartyTime 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋