...and sees a sign that says, "Free Drinks-see the bartender for info." So the guy goes up to the bartender and asks about it. The bartender says, "Well, first you must pass the test, which has three parts: the first part is, you have to drink a whole quart of pepper tequila. Then, you have to go out back and pull a sore tooth from the mouth of the alligator. Then you must go upstairs, where there is a virgin woman, and you must - ahem - change that."
So the guy says OK, and he chugs down the pepper tequila. Then he stumbles out the back door towards the alligator, where no one dares to watch out of fear. They hear a great deal of scuffling between the guy and the alligator, and finally, a loud roar from the alligator, and then silence.
Everyone waits with baited breath as the guy stumbled back into the bar, all beaten up, bitten and scratched. He said, "All right, now where's that woman with the sore tooth?"
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-31
16:19:07
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