...and sees a sign that says, "Free Drinks-see the bartender for info." So the guy goes up to the bartender and asks about it. The bartender says, "Well, first you must pass the test, which has three parts: the first part is, you have to drink a whole quart of pepper tequila. Then, you have to go out back and pull a sore tooth from the mouth of the alligator. Then you must go upstairs, where there is a virgin woman, and you must - ahem - change that."
So the guy says OK, and he chugs down the pepper tequila. Then he stumbles out the back door towards the alligator, where no one dares to watch out of fear. They hear a great deal of scuffling between the guy and the alligator, and finally, a loud roar from the alligator, and then silence.
Everyone waits with baited breath as the guy stumbled back into the bar, all beaten up, bitten and scratched. He said, "All right, now where's that woman with the sore tooth?"
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-31 16:19:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hillarious,,,,I give it a ten. In fact, I think I know this guy.
2007-01-31 16:24:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A structure worker walks right into a bar. he's a marginally tremendous, menacing guy. He orders a lager, chugs it again, and bellows, "All you men in this edge of the bar are a group of idiots!" A surprising silence descends. After a second he asks "all people were given a venture with that?" The silence lengthens. He then chugs again yet another beer and growls, "And all you men on the different edge of the bar are all scum!" once again, the bar is silent. He seems round belligerently and roars, "all people were given a venture with that?" A lone guy receives up from his stool unsteadily and begins to stroll in course of the guy. "to procure a venture, chum?" "Oh no; i'm basically on the incorrect edge of the bar."
2016-10-17 04:28:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-31 16:29:16 · answer #3 · answered by Ashley P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg.poor alligator 8/10
2007-01-31 21:41:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-01-31 16:48:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I still don't get this joke...
How did he confuse devirginize a girl and take out a crocs tooth with devirginize a croc and take out a girls tooth?
2007-01-31 16:32:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha.Very funny!!!Thanks for the laugh
2007-01-31 16:37:21 · answer #7 · answered by Cathy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The bartender swore he wouldn't tell anybody bout that...
2007-01-31 16:36:20 · answer #8 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed so hard I nearly fell off my chair.
2007-01-31 16:29:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was so funny! 5out of 5, perfect!
2007-01-31 16:30:45 · answer #10 · answered by skynet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋