A South Carolina state trooper was on patrol along a desolate stretch of highway when he discovered a young girl sitting buck nxked on the side of the road, crying her eyes out.
He pulled over and asked if she was alright, to which she nodded yes.
"Care to explain what it is you're doin' out here without a stitch of clothes on, young lady?" he asked.
"I was with my boyfriend last night," she sobbed. "We were gonna get hot and heavy in the back seat of his car, and for some reason, he got mad, made me get out and took off without even leaving me my clothes."
When the girl began to cry again, the officer tried to comfort her. "I'm sure sorry 'bout that, miss. I'm gonna go to my cruiser to call a taxi to bring you home. Our rules say that I can't give you a ride in my patrol car unless we go to the station first, and ah'm afraid the Captain would ask too many questions if we did."
Aware that the girl was doing her very best to cover herself up,
2007-01-29
03:07:40
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