funny or not?

Question

A South Carolina state trooper was on patrol along a desolate stretch of highway when he discovered a young girl sitting buck nxked on the side of the road, crying her eyes out.

He pulled over and asked if she was alright, to which she nodded yes.

"Care to explain what it is you're doin' out here without a stitch of clothes on, young lady?" he asked.

"I was with my boyfriend last night," she sobbed. "We were gonna get hot and heavy in the back seat of his car, and for some reason, he got mad, made me get out and took off without even leaving me my clothes."

When the girl began to cry again, the officer tried to comfort her. "I'm sure sorry 'bout that, miss. I'm gonna go to my cruiser to call a taxi to bring you home. Our rules say that I can't give you a ride in my patrol car unless we go to the station first, and ah'm afraid the Captain would ask too many questions if we did."

Aware that the girl was doing her very best to cover herself up,

the officer searched through his car to see if he could offer her a raincoat or something to make her at least a bit decent while they waited. Finding nothing suitable, he handed over his big, brown Smokey hat, which she used to cover herself while she tried to hide behind his cruiser.

As this was all going on, a truck driver happened to pass, and locked up his brakes trying to stop. He got out of his truck, and without a word, yanked the hat from the girl's hands, took a good look at her nxkedness, and handed the hat back, turning to get into his truck and keep going.

The cop watched the strange turn of events and ran after the trucker, yelling to find out what his problem was.

"Well, sir," the driver said. "Ah ain't never seen a hat like that without a big prxck underneath, so ah had to be sure for myself!"

Answer 1

L O L 9/10

Answer 2

nice one keep um coming1!

Superman's had a hard week of fighting crime in Metropolis and is ready for
some R&R. So Friday afternoon he looks up his pals Batman and Spiderman to
see if they're up for going on the prowl that evening. Both turn him down on
account of prior commitments and Superman is pretty ticked. As he's flying
around the stratosphere letting off steam, he spots Wonder Woman lying on
her back stark naked sunbathing on the beach.

"Hey," he thinks, "I'm Superman and I don't need those two clowns to have a
good time. I can just fly down there at the speed of light, catch a quickie
and fly away before she knows what happened."

So, Superman zips down, takes advantage of the situation and flies away at
the speed of light.

Wonder Woman says, "What the hell was that?"

The Invisible Man says, "I don't know but it hurt like hell"

Answer 3

Funny,
One xmas, a cop was riding his horse down the road, he see's a girl on a push bike cycling all over the place.
He stops and asks " is this your bike? did you get it off santa for xmas?" the girl replies "yes" The cop turns to her and says " well you should of told santa the bike needs stablisers" The little girl a bit shocked says to the copper " is that your horse? did you get that off santa? you should of told him the pr*ck goes on the underneath!"

Answer 4

kinda funny I would give it a 5/10

Answer 5

you get a full 10 for that one chris

Answer 6

lol 8/10

Answer 7

That was funny very very good joke,LMAO!

Answer 8

yes that was funny

Answer 9

pretty funny

Answer 10

i don tget it. in other words.... i dont thik its funny.